With the same technology used by the millitary
jg
...WOW...
It dismantles the dutch oven!
If I've had Chili or Beer of notable quantity, I'll just sleep in my MOPP suit.
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Stern talked about this a couple of weeks ago.
If it works, it doesn't seem like the worst idea.
That said-if gas is ruining your marriage--there are bigger problems behind the green cloud. 
I don't think it can dismantle the Dutch Oven. Becuase a key component of the dreaded Dutch Oven is to put the covers over the victim's head to esnure thats all they have to breathe.
what happened to the charcoal shorts?
Cheaper.
I saw that on some channel a couple nights ago. Wow......
no no no, they guy is doing it all wrong!
You fart under the blanket, and then Burp in her face. When she tries to "hide" from the burp she goes under the blanket and gets the full force of your intestinal power.
And yes, tomorrow Is my 20th wedding anniversary so trust me it works!
OK so....assuming that flatulance is enough of an issue that you and your spouse decide you need to purchase this. Here is my question
Where does it go? To quote the commercial "Flatulance molecues are absorbed by the carbon cloth" It makes no mention of them ever being released So the gassy couple continues to load it up with more molecules until...what...it can no longer absorb any more? until you have managed to stuff it full of solidified farts? Then what? The commercial never states it is machine washable.
Ewww.
Am I the only one who's tempted to buy it just for the challenge? I don't think that thing's got a berkeleying thing on me after a night of sushi.
ditchdigger wrote: OK so....assuming that flatulance is enough of an issue that you and your spouse decide you need to purchase this. Here is my question Where does it go? To quote the commercial "Flatulance molecues are absorbed by the carbon cloth" It makes no mention of them ever being released
why am I reminded of Carlin and his joke about airline seats being turned into floatation devices. I think the punch line went something along the line of floating in the ocean on a cushion full of beer farts.
Once it's hit full fart capacity, it probably swells up and turns brown as a warning. If you throw it on the leaves you burn in the fall, you'll clear the cul de sac.
found it!
"In the unlikely event of a water landing . . ." Well, what exactly is a water landing? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!? ". . . your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device." Well, imagine that, my seat cushion... Just what I need -- to float around the North Atlantic for several days -- clinging to a pillow full of beer farts..."
And, to complete my very productive day I googled "full fart capacity" just to see what the results would yield.
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