Scattered and Smothered

Woman having sex at Waffle House uses burger for sandal 1:49 pm November 8, 2013, by George Mathis Getting ’scattered and smothered’ at Waffle House is fine. Getting ‘uncovered’ gets you a heaping helping of trouble. Loganville police ran across the latter early Sunday morning in the parking lot of the Waffle House on Atlanta Highway, according to an article on Patch. A police officer said a man and woman were observed having sex in a Dodge truck outside the restaurant. When approached by police, the man in the truck put on his pants and handed over his ID. The woman had to be told multiple times to get dressed and eventually tried to wear a hamburger on her foot like a sandal, the police report said. The aura of romance was spoiled by a breathalyzer test, which returned a result of 0.154 for the man and 0.216 for the woman. The legal limit is 0.08 in Georgia. But the “loud” and “argumentative” couple said they weren’t driving and the truck had been in the parking lot all day. They were charged with public intoxication, loitering and hamburger abuse.

Only in Georgia?

Frankly, I don't have a problem with it.

She sounds like a classy lady!

GameboyRMH wrote: She sounds like a classy lady!

Heck yeah! .216! That's pretty impressively drunk.

ATLANTA!

1988RedT2 wrote:

GameboyRMH wrote: She sounds like a classy lady!

Heck yeah! .216! That's pretty impressively drunk.

Googlymoogaly says that's kind of 4 hours after having like 11 or 12 drinks!!

We are pretty lucky no one called Homeland Security at the Waffle House in Gainesville in 2005.

poopshovel wrote: We are pretty lucky no one called Homeland Security at the Waffle House in Gainesville in 2005.

Are we to presume there was sex in pickup trucks and people doing strange things with hamburgers?

1988RedT2 wrote:

poopshovel wrote: We are pretty lucky no one called Homeland Security at the Waffle House in Gainesville in 2005.

Are we to presume there was sex in pickup trucks and people doing strange things with hamburgers?

Ain't no party like a Hong Norr party

I need to abuse a hamburger in the near future. I usually love them tenderly.

gamby wrote: I need to abuse a hamburger in the near future. I usually love them tenderly.

I guess that means your dinner guests have to yank the pubes out?

You know...I wonder if that is the same Awful Waffle that Kid Rock put on the map a few years ago???

Curmudgeon wrote:

gamby wrote: I need to abuse a hamburger in the near future. I usually love them tenderly.

I guess that means your dinner guests have to yank the pubes out?

It's more between just me and the burger. Not a group thing.

Also, for a slightly classier WH experience in-town:

http://www.majesticdiner.com/

Cheap. Excellent. Killer service. I plan on going there ~3:00AM Sunday morning.

Ever been so drunk that you feel the need to slip on a nice hamburger and take a walk?

I'll be on the lookout for all the burger wearing ladies next week when we hit up some Waffle Houses on the way to the Challenge.

In reply to SilverFleet:

Pro tip: DO NOT hit the WH north of gville on the way out. University ave one is good, or "Country Buffet" in alachua. That's my E36 M3. Also, brunch at The Top downtown is on my top 5 meals evar. Chicken biscuit w/chorizo gravy + bawler beers + excellent atmoshere/service. Amazing.

My dad and I went to a waffle house in Ga and they were out of waffles! It was a waffles house!

I have been absolutely E36 M3faced (more times than I care to admit) and done some embarrassing things but never have I tried to wear food as a shoe.

I have also never been to Waffle House while drunk. Here we like taco shops at 2am. WH is for the next morning.

it's possible.....

I thought E36 M3 that crazy only happened in Florida, and maybe on rare occasion goes unreported in Detroit.

Spitsix wrote: My dad and I went to a waffle house in Ga and they were out of waffles! It was a waffles house!

What are you, 5? Who the berkeley eats waffles?

Kenny_McCormic wrote: I thought E36 M3 that crazy only happened in Florida, and maybe on rare occasion goes unreported in Detroit.

the way i understand it, northern Florida and Georgia are one place separated by a randomly placed artificial political border.. Alabama and Mississippi are also a part of this place..

berkeleying Dodge owners...

poopshovel wrote: In reply to SilverFleet: Pro tip: DO NOT hit the WH north of gville on the way out. University ave one is good, or "Country Buffet" in alachua. That's my E36 M3. Also, brunch at The Top downtown is on my top 5 meals evar. Chicken biscuit w/chorizo gravy + bawler beers + excellent atmoshere/service. Amazing.

Damn I miss The Top. One of my favorite places in Gainesville.

poopshovel wrote:

Spitsix wrote: My dad and I went to a waffle house in Ga and they were out of waffles! It was a waffles house!

What are you, 5? Who the berkeley eats waffles?

hey Poop … I'm in my 60's and I love me some waffles … better than pancakes