should my friend have his mancard revoked?

I'm just gonna juxtapose those two photos, for effect.

Passing out after drinking too much and having your friends drag you home = manly.

Drinking too much, then seeing Twilight, being belligerent, then passing out in move theatre = manly

Poor bastard never knew what hit him.

(Plays Taps).....

Trick question. Apparently he never had a man card.

PHeller wrote: Passing out after drinking too much and having your friends drag you home = manly. Drinking too much, then seeing Twilight, being belligerent, then passing out in move theatre = manly

Holding your liquor = manly

Passing out and having 3 dudes in designer jeans do who knows what to you = zero man card.

man card +1

I think the slightly larger fellow is wearing Toughskins.

Appleseed wrote:

maroon92 wrote: I am going to end up going to that crap movie, but I WILL NOT dress up! Anyone who has ever DRESSED UP to go to a movie is an emmaculate douche, and does not need a man card any longer.

What if they're playing the Blues Bothers?

That's not dressing up, that's just being part of the band.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

PHeller wrote: Passing out after drinking too much and having your friends drag you home = manly. Drinking too much, then seeing Twilight, being belligerent, then passing out in move theatre = manly

Holding your liquor = manly Passing out and having 3 dudes in designer jeans do who knows what to you = zero man card.

Yea hardly any of my friends wear designer clothing except for my buddy josh on the right and we bust his balls about it. I wear Levi's or Wranglers, fit comfy, can take a beating, and pretty damn cheap, if not I'm in Dickies shorts.

And aren't you supposed to get carried away by your brother and close friends on your bachelor party? I think it's the only way to go out, I think we made him drink a whole bottle of Maker's Mark.

DirtyBird222 wrote: sadly this was the last time i truly hung out with him (his bachelor party) and at least he went out like a champ. It's sad that in only four months he went from this to that.

So you are saying he dresses like a Shirley AND can't handle his liquor?

I demand reparations.

I knew some vampires once and they would never be caught undead seeing that movie.

God, I hate that Twighlight crap! If a man's gonna watch a show about vampires, make it True Blood, at least there's nice things for men to look at on that show.

Vajayjay is a powerful thang.

dude needs testemax!

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If you still like your friend at all, if there is even a shred of friendship left, you need to intervene immediately.

Give him a firm slap, if he's been inundated with Twilight for too long he may be knocked unconscious or begin to cry. Then chain him to a chair that is directly in front of a large T.V. set. Play nothing but manly movies, the classics like; Rambo, Rocky, Predator, maybe some Mad Max, then The Way of the Gun, Die Hard, Saving Private Ryan, etc... you get the picture. When he gets hungry feed him only the charred flesh of animals, cooked over wood or charcoal. Other than bathroom breaks he shall only be allowed to leave the chair to lift weights. If he wines or complains more slapping is in order. A slap is much more devastating than a punch, it says " I don't see you as an opponent, you are a Bob Costas and you are privy to a slappin' ! "

SHAPOW!!!

"There's some dirt under my fingerna..." SHAPOW!!!

"I hate violent movies, they make me all queasy..." SHAPOW!!!

"I need to tweeze my eyebr..." SHAPOW, SHAPOW, SHAPOW!!!

In reply to The_Jed:

You SOB. I've got a wisdom tooth that I'm worried is becoming impacted and it's killing me, so I'm sitting here unable to totally close or open my mouth and you made me laugh. Hard.

In reply to JeepinMatt:

He takes comfort in others' pain, he's a jerk like that. And if you think this is bad, try living with him...

96DXCivic wrote: Twilight. One girls choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

Can't wait to spread that summary.

DoctorBlade wrote:

96DXCivic wrote: Twilight. One girls choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

Can't wait to spread that summary.

Heh, you said "spread" LOL

What?!

should my friend have his mancard revoked?

As long as kicks you in the nuts and/or lightly punches you in throat upon receiving word that you've publicly called him a bitch; No.

Are you sure he didn't already turn it in voluntarily?

96DXCivic wrote: Twilight. One girls choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

Here we go...

REVOKED

DirtyBird222 wrote:

I apologize for my ignorance of modern tween fiction, but WTF is Alexander Hamilton doing there?

jg

Am I the only one here who doesn't have a friggin clue what twillight is? Never heard of it before this thread. For the record I use whatever bar of soap is laying on the side of the tub. Being the only male in the house, that's my only option, unless I want to smell like a piece of fruit. I'm just thankful they buy me men's deodorant when they go shopping for such things.