wearymicrobe said:
Guessing hernia or testicle spun around and is pulling.
The latter feels just like a hernia or appendix have been told.
Both are easy fixes.
A spun testicle feels like a stiletto being jabbed up through the groin into your kidneys, with no hyperbole.
Easily the worst pain I have ever experienced. It crossed over into feeling euphoric, because it was making all of my neurons go "TILT".
Hernia's not so bad. Hell, I competed at the 2013 Rallycross Nationals with parts of my insides falling out into other below-the-belt parts, and I should probably censor the TMI involved. Frequent trips to the portapotties to shove things back in place.
Breaking bones isn't so bad.
Cutting the end of your finger off isn't nearly as bad.
(Fingers will grow back as long as the nailbed is still intact)
In reply to Knurled. :
I had a torsion of the appendix testes in 04. One minute I was doing laundry, the next it felt like someone snapped a slingshot from my crotch up through my stomach, and I was on the floor. Completely unexpected, and I felt at least 50% better by the time the EMTs arrived 15-minutes later. The doc said he had no idea why it happened, that sometimes they just do.
wearymicrobe said:
Guessing hernia or testicle spun around and is pulling.
The latter feels just like a hernia or appendix have been told.
Both are easy fixes.
Spun Testicle sounds like a pretty good punk band name. It also sounds really really painful.
I had a friend who in our senior year of high school had a twisted testicle or something like that and had to have it removed. We had a senior book that had last wills and testimonies, "remember when's",most popular, best looking, etc. We all had a song given to us as well from our fellow classmates. His was Metallica's "One". I really didn't know whether to laugh or not. 
He went on to have two kids with that one. Anyway, hope all is well with ya.
Betcha never had so many people discussing your testicles. Hope they and the rest of you are well.
Fletch1 said:
I had a friend who in our senior year of high school had a twisted testicle or something like that and had to have it removed. We had a senior book that had last wills and testimonies, "remember when's",most popular, best looking, etc. We all had a song given to us as well from our fellow classmates. His was Metallica's "One". I really didn't know whether to laugh or not. He went on to have two kids with that one. Anyway, hope all is well with ya.
They make prosthetic ones (Neuticles) in case this happens so the remaining One doesn't feel lonely.
How does one spin a testicle?
914Driver said:
How does one spin a testicle?
Gradually, then suddenly.
914Driver said:
How does one spin a testicle?
Can happen by accident, they're just hanging down there loosely without much keepin' them "straight" in your sack, so it doesn't take a whole lot for one to get jostled into a rotated position, and then hello pain city!
Project86Fox, you still alive? Been a long time since your last post...
Mndsm said:
What if I want extra?
"Doc, just give me the bunch of grapes look" 
(OP, thoughts are with you, even if threads take odd turns)
84FSP
Dork
1/17/18 6:00 p.m.
KyAllroad (Jeremy) said:
Fletch1 said:
I had a friend who in our senior year of high school had a twisted testicle or something like that and had to have it removed. We had a senior book that had last wills and testimonies, "remember when's",most popular, best looking, etc. We all had a song given to us as well from our fellow classmates. His was Metallica's "One". I really didn't know whether to laugh or not. He went on to have two kids with that one. Anyway, hope all is well with ya.
They make prosthetic ones (Neuticles) in case this happens so the remaining One doesn't feel lonely.
I had testicular cancer as a younger guy and gave up Ol Lefty. The offer of a Neuticle was the most hilarious discussion I have ever had with Mrs84FSP and the dr.
New nickname Singleshot.
Can you get two marble? The thought of clacking along when I walk sounds like it could be amusing.
In reply to Wally :
You're kidding, right? Brass or nothing. Got to have LITERAL brass ones that clank!
914Driver said:
How does one spin a testicle?
Maybe the same way you spin a bearing, lack of lubrication. If that's the case, hope his cranks Ok. (Too far? Sorry, I'm new here.)
Apexcarver said:
Mndsm said:
What if I want extra?
"Doc, just give me the bunch of grapes look"
(OP, thoughts are with you, even if threads take odd turns)
They also come in different sizes. Why get the cluster of grapes when you can get the "bull balls" units? Go big or go home, right?
Mndsm said:
What if I want extra?
Then you would be a polyorchid.
Woody said:
Mndsm said:
What if I want extra?
Then you would be a polyorchid.
Not exactly, he would be a polyorchid if he "had" extra. Wanting extra just makes him a man...
In reply to secretariata :
Dammit, you’re right. At least partially.
Project Fox, you better get back here. You've left GRM unsupervised too long
They did all kinds of tests. I got an infection in my right testicle. And no, it's not a sti or std. I asked, because the doctor because I wanted to know if I needed to murder my wife when I got home.
Also, he said I need to start pooping more, that I was clogged up big time. I said I was pooping like normal, but that's not good enough I guess. I'm 34 now will I live to see 35? The way things are going I don't know!
Sorry I let the balls drop on undating you guys.
Ian F
MegaDork
1/18/18 6:24 a.m.
Good to hear it's not too bad and doesn't sound like it'll be hard to treat.
Yep - I've learned holding one's poo too long is not healthy.
In reply to Project86fox :
Glad to hear that you're ok.
You need to refer to that as "The Infecticle" until it gets better.
Antibiotics should cure that. Did the urologist recommend an ultrasound?
