Luke
Dork
3/13/09 3:18 a.m.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/770956/monkey-kills-master-with-coconut
An overworked monkey has taken revenge on his owner, killing him with a coconut.
Thai man Leilit Janchoom, 48, forced the animal to retrieve the fruit which were then sold for about 10c each.
The monkey, named Brother Kwan, reportedly hated being forced to climb as high as 50m but was given beatings if he did not do as his master wished.
It is believed that the frustrated primate eventually snapped, launching a coconut at Janchoom from a high branch at the Thai province of Nakorn Sri Thammarat.
He died at the scene from a head injury.
Janchoom’s widow said that Brother Kwan "seemed lovable" when they bought him for about $275, UK newspaper The Telegraph reports.
It is not clear what happened to the animal after the attack.
overworked monkey? ORGANIZE!
[Rush]
- so the monkeys formed a union
- and demanded equal rights
- coconuts are too lofty
- fifty meters gives us fright
- now there's no Janchoom oppression
- after brother kwan's 'nut chuck
- and the monkeys celebrated
- Janchooms coconut skull berkeley
[/Rush]
that was the best i could do on such short notice.
cwh
Dork
3/13/09 8:22 a.m.
There is some WEIRD stuff in Aussie newspapers!
Did they say he beat his monkey?
DirtyBird222 wrote:
Did they say he beat his monkey?
I thought overworked monkey meant that the person was about 13 and just discovered a vickies catalog..
Beware, the Monkey apocalypse is coming 
they're attacking our women:
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-02/25/content_10889990.htm
they are stock-piling weapons to use against us:
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/03/swedish_chimp_has_been_plottin.html
they are preparing their motorized infantry:
http://jalopnik.com/5165840/monkey-%252B-mini-bike--priceless-hours-of-fun
Those damn, dirty apes....
At least it didn't chew his genitals or rip his face off.
time to go "temple of doom" on them, yum
