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iceracer
iceracer PowerDork
4/22/16 11:29 a.m.

Am I the only one who never made s'mores ?

Grtechguy
Grtechguy MegaDork
4/22/16 11:32 a.m.

Quite possibly.

Use Reeses instead of Hershey bars is my suggestion

Jumper K. Balls
Jumper K. Balls UberDork
4/22/16 11:45 a.m.

I have always been under the impression that s'mores were the snipe hunt of food. A myth. A marshmallow lacks the density to store and transfer enough heat to melt a chocolate bar. They are always described as a gooey thing but in reality it is a piece of hard chocolate, cold graham crackers and a toasted marshmallow.

Note: I do not care for chocolate at all so all of this is a twisted, 30 year old memory from childhood when it didn't matter that I didn't like chocolate, it was still a sweet. But they were never as described

cmcgregor
cmcgregor HalfDork
4/22/16 11:46 a.m.

In reply to Jumper K. Balls:

All you need to solve that problem is a conveniently placed rock on which to melt your chocolate and heat the cracker. I also second the Reeses suggestion.

scardeal
scardeal Dork
4/22/16 11:53 a.m.

I prefer to use chocolate chip cookies instead of graham crackers.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
4/22/16 11:55 a.m.
Jumper K. Balls wrote: I have always been under the impression that s'mores were the snipe hunt of food. A myth. A marshmallow lacks the density to store and transfer enough heat to melt a chocolate bar. They are always described as a gooey thing but in reality it is a piece of hard chocolate, cold graham crackers and a toasted marshmallow. Note: I do not care for chocolate at all so all of this is a twisted, 30 year old memory from childhood when it didn't matter that I didn't like chocolate, it was still a sweet. But they were never as described

This is all superfluous to the real issue here. If you explain what s'mores are to a bunch of hyperactive Cub Scouts, then around a campfire, actually let them make and eat s'mores, the campfire and the s'mores will be forever linked in a kid's brain, and any culinary shortcomings of the concoction will be ignored because it contains copious amounts of sugar.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
4/22/16 11:57 a.m.
Jumper K. Balls wrote: I have always been under the impression that s'mores were the snipe hunt of food. A myth. A marshmallow lacks the density to store and transfer enough heat to melt a chocolate bar. They are always described as a gooey thing but in reality it is a piece of hard chocolate, cold graham crackers and a toasted marshmallow. Note: I do not care for chocolate at all so all of this is a twisted, 30 year old memory from childhood when it didn't matter that I didn't like chocolate, it was still a sweet. But they were never as described

You can't take a chocolate bar out of the cooler and plunk a marshmallow on it and expect it to melt. But with a room-temperature or better chocolate bar and a freshly-toasted marshmallow, you bet it will melt.

We make s'mores over our gas stove in the kitchen at least once a month, plus at the various campfires, etc. I don't mind the Reese's version, but I prefer dark chocolate to milk for regular ones.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
4/22/16 12:15 p.m.
iceracer wrote: Am I the only one who never made s'mores ?

Considering the way they taste...

There, I said it! S'mores are vastly over rated.

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
4/22/16 12:17 p.m.
Jumper K. Balls wrote: I have always been under the impression that s'mores were the snipe hunt of food. A myth. A marshmallow lacks the density to store and transfer enough heat to melt a chocolate bar. They are always described as a gooey thing but in reality it is a piece of hard chocolate, cold graham crackers and a toasted marshmallow. Note: I do not care for chocolate at all so all of this is a twisted, 30 year old memory from childhood when it didn't matter that I didn't like chocolate, it was still a sweet. But they were never as described

Then you're doing it wrong. Toast the marshmallow 'till it's brown, slight crust. push it on the chocolate as you make the sammich and it'll melt.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/22/16 12:24 p.m.
DrBoost wrote:
Jumper K. Balls wrote: I have always been under the impression that s'mores were the snipe hunt of food. A myth. A marshmallow lacks the density to store and transfer enough heat to melt a chocolate bar. They are always described as a gooey thing but in reality it is a piece of hard chocolate, cold graham crackers and a toasted marshmallow. Note: I do not care for chocolate at all so all of this is a twisted, 30 year old memory from childhood when it didn't matter that I didn't like chocolate, it was still a sweet. But they were never as described
Then you're doing it wrong. Toast the marshmallow 'till it's brown, slight crust. push it on the chocolate as you make the sammich and it'll melt.

Beaten, the only thing that goes over the fire is the marshmallow. It gets hot enough that you end up with gooey chocolate and warm graham crackers.

If you didn't have any, they taste a lot like the Pop Tart flavor, so you can just go to a supermarket and buy some

patgizz
patgizz GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/22/16 12:30 p.m.

smores blow. smores dip with high quality milk chocolate chips, sweetened condensed milk, and caramelized marshmallows on top is, however, as the kids say, bomb.

Furious_E
Furious_E GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
4/22/16 12:34 p.m.
Duke wrote:
Jumper K. Balls wrote: I have always been under the impression that s'mores were the snipe hunt of food. A myth. A marshmallow lacks the density to store and transfer enough heat to melt a chocolate bar. They are always described as a gooey thing but in reality it is a piece of hard chocolate, cold graham crackers and a toasted marshmallow. Note: I do not care for chocolate at all so all of this is a twisted, 30 year old memory from childhood when it didn't matter that I didn't like chocolate, it was still a sweet. But they were never as described
You can't take a chocolate bar out of the cooler and plunk a marshmallow on it and expect it to melt. But with a room-temperature or better chocolate bar and a freshly-toasted marshmallow, you bet it will melt. We make s'mores over our gas stove in the kitchen at least once a month, plus at the various campfires, etc. I don't mind the Reese's version, but I prefer dark chocolate to milk for regular ones.

Moot point if you're actually camping out in the woods, as you'll be pealing already melted doo doo chocolate off of the wrapper.

The Hoff
The Hoff UltraDork
4/22/16 12:48 p.m.

A great shortcut is using chocolate covered graham crackers

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/22/16 12:50 p.m.
iceracer wrote: Am I the only one who never made s'mores ?

Nope. I hate the damn things. Melted chocolate is gross.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/22/16 1:02 p.m.
Furious_E wrote: Moot point if you're actually camping out in the woods, as you'll be pealing already melted doo doo chocolate off of the wrapper.

That depends on the latitude of your camping location and what season it is

revrico
revrico GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/22/16 1:10 p.m.
cmcgregor wrote: In reply to Jumper K. Balls: All you need to solve that problem is a conveniently placed rock on which to melt your chocolate and heat the cracker. I also second the Reeses suggestion.

Except the reeses "peanut butter" doesn't melt. Even in the Microwave. For a different take, I've used peppermint patties.. But I'm not a big fan of chocolate, but chocolate mint is pretty good.

mtn
mtn MegaDork
4/22/16 1:18 p.m.
petegossett wrote:
iceracer wrote: Am I the only one who never made s'mores ?
Nope. I hate the damn things. Melted chocolate is *gross*.

I don't know if it is possible for a person to be more wrong than you are right now.

Robbie
Robbie GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/22/16 1:26 p.m.

we often make 'canadian nachos' at our family gatherings. It's a twist on a s'more.

Put chocolate and marshmellows into a cast iron pan, and warm the pan in the oven or cooktop until the chocolate melts. Then scoop up the gooey mess with graham crackers.

EDIT to add pictures. Apparantely, we are some of the only people who call these canadian nachos.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy PowerDork
4/22/16 1:33 p.m.

Like them with dark chocolate, but I will for sure try them with Reese's cups next go round.

Brian
Brian MegaDork
4/22/16 1:42 p.m.

They are ok. Now the slew of artificially "s'mores" flavored products are crap, but my wife loves it all.

nepa03focus
nepa03focus Dork
4/22/16 2:01 p.m.
Grtechguy wrote: Quite possibly. Use Reeses instead of Hershey bars is my suggestion

You just blew my mind. Guess who is making a fire this weekend

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
4/22/16 2:02 p.m.
petegossett wrote: Melted chocolate is *gross*.

Agree:

Disagree:

Why:

Trying not to think about it:

NickD
NickD Dork
4/22/16 2:20 p.m.

Am I the only one who automatically thinks of The Sandlot?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/XlddDZkkxCc

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
4/22/16 2:34 p.m.

I'm more of a pudgy pie kind of guy.

Usually savory too.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/22/16 4:35 p.m.
iceracer wrote: Am I the only one who never made s'mores ?

I have never eaten s'mores, nor am I planning to. Not a big marshmallow fan.

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