SWMBO and I are at an all inclusive adult only resort in Jamaica. This place has a three story water slide! That's right, there's a THREE FREAKIN STORY WATERSLIDE here. The only person using it today was me. I don't know what's wrong with people, or maybe it's me.
That sounds SO AWESOME. I would have been so sore from all the stair climbing and giggling
In reply to Wayslow :
It's better not to know what's wrong with people. 
You're right and they're wrong in the head!
Dude, why complain, NO LINES!!!
I always have to wait for my kids to go first, which really makes no sense because I make the biggest splash so I should go first so they don't have to worry about dealing with the awesome cannonball.
More importantly, does your trip back have a lay over in the states? If so I'll PayPal you to ship some Jamaican Blue Mountain whole bean coffee my way #fiending.
In reply to captdownshift :
They have a coffee hut here. That's where I started my day.
The big question is: can you drink a Mai Tai on the way down?
There is an awesome place in St.louis called City museum. It has a 10 story slide. You get very dizzy on the way down.
Florida. Waterpark central. I am a happy man.
LifeIsStout said:The big question is: can you drink a Mai Tai on the way down?
Mai Tais are better suited to lazy rivers. 
Screw the Blue mountain coffee, i need the Sangsters run cream
Quick note to self: Jamaica has 3 story water slide with no lines. Plan next vacation accordingly.
Adults only resort always sounds so dirty. Like people are walking around nude and doing it on every corner.
It just means "without kids", but that doesn't sound as interesting.
It sometimes means that
Zomby Woof said:It sometimes means that
yeah, if you book a trip to Hedonism II you'll get the nekkid experience.
And then some
In reply to KyAllroad :
This used to be a Hedonism resort but was bought by the Hilton group a few years ago. A few things still reamain like the secluded grottos off the main pool and the glass bottom hot tub on the second level. My wife and I would like to believe they steam cleaned the place before they reopened under the Hilton banner.
Wayslow said:SWMBO and I are at an all inclusive adult only resort in Jamaica. This place has a three story water slide! That's right, there's a THREE FREAKIN STORY WATERSLIDE here. The only person using it today was me. I don't know what's wrong with people, or maybe it's me.
maybe the rest of the guests were wearing bikinis?
KyAllroad said:Zomby Woof said:It sometimes means that
yeah, if you book a trip to Hedonism II you'll get the nekkid experience.
Similar to the wrong women wearing Spandex, all the wrong people are totally comfy nekkid.
WaySlow, ever get fiberglass road rash going down one of those things? Do NOT do it nekkid!
Can confirm, the ex-wife and I used to go to the Caribbean every year. The Sandals in Negril is just down the beach from one of the Hedonism resorts, on Thanksgiving, they do a "Spanksgiving day parade" where the people from Hedonism walk down the beach and back. Bottom covered, top not.
It was interesting to say the least.
Wayslow said:In reply to KyAllroad :
This used to be a Hedonism resort but was bought by the Hilton group a few years ago. A few things still reamain like the secluded grottos off the main pool and the glass bottom hot tub on the second level. My wife and I would like to believe they steam cleaned the place before they reopened under the Hilton banner.
How is it? We stayed at a Beaches in the Bahamas that was terrible, then only stayed at different Sandals in Jamaica after that.
In reply to z31maniac :
We're at Jewel Paradise Cove and I can't say anything negative. The food is excellent, service is good and the place is spotless. This is our first trip here but it's one of only a few places we may return to.
Dear Sir,
Please convey to me via the Kingston Wharves one barrel filled with jackass rope, grabba, Craven A's, J. Wray & Nephew white overproof rum, Dragon Stout and jelly coconuts.
Sincerely,
TenToeTurbo
I hope you are having a wonderful time.
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