So Bob Costas walks into a GRM forum and says....

thread jack.. time to get back on track..

So we've got a royal purple covered, brown trousered Costas, whose bags under his eyes are gigantic..

And thats when.. the rabid chipmunk ninja army..

ignorant wrote: thread jack.. time to get back on track.. So we've got a royal purple covered, brown trousered Costas, whose bags under his eyes are gigantic.. And thats when.. the rabid chipmunk ninja army..

Would that be chipmunks....or gerbils?

Richard Gere said:Did I leave the cage open again?

Richard Gere buggered Nicolas Cage?

No, Nicolas Cage buggered Bob Costa, who richly deserved it. During said buggery, Costa said:

I wonder where I can buy rubber pants.. my size....

and how they'll look on Brooke Hogan's...

....father, since her singing career went about as well as Costa's stand up career. So Costas says, "Two sportscarsers walk into a bar to meet their agent, and..."

say " Have we got an act for you" The sportscasters then

pull three bowling pins out of...

david hasselhoffs hands...

....and begin to beat Bob Costas to death. During which "The Hoff" says.....

No gerbils were injured during the beating of Bob Costas.

But they were ejected from a certain bodily orifice at high speeds and they hit Paris Hilton's

Mercedes. So she immediately called her agent, who said

"why can't you be more like charro" and then he...

re-released her proposed energy policy when

the chill from the great white north coated the onlookers in frost. Stunned they stared to through there

viewing of the Bigfoot in Georgia. Bigfoot got really angry and

... embraced and kissed costas deeply with plenty of bigfoot tongue. like only a long lost jilted lover could...

...and then Jensenman vomited and tried his best to burn his mind's eye out. Then the gerbils came back from their long trajectory, ran up Bob Costa's rubber pants leg and...

also vomited just before their heads exploded as the image of Bigfoot "heavily petting" Bob Costas was too much for their tiny rodent brains to handle. This explosion of minute power caused...

Causing the Chinese gymnastics team to

become disheartened and go back to work at the fake prada purse factory...

lending a whole new meaning to "hardly working."