We just found out yesterday. We were actually going to start trying this month, but looks like my swimmy boys did the job a month early. We're pretty excited. I guess my life wasn't complicated enough!
We just found out yesterday. We were actually going to start trying this month, but looks like my swimmy boys did the job a month early. We're pretty excited. I guess my life wasn't complicated enough!
Also, on the first day of knowing we're pregnant, I made sure to make my first official dad joke. It was a pretty straightforward one.
Wife: Okay, I'm done
Me: HI DONE, I'M DAD!
We have a kitten. I don't know how you real parents do it. Although I don't think human childs get their switchblades quite so soon.
Their switchblade equivalent is their voice. I'd rather have a cat scratch the hell out of me than try to comfort an inconsolable little lump of goo.
I love my two to death. Congratulations! Another dad joke for you: Parents in 2020AD: Put down your tablets! Parents in 2020BC: Put down your tablets!
Congratulations!!
I'm on the home stretch of children. My youngest is 16, my oldest is 35. It is a wild ride that I wouldn't trade for anything.
Ohhh, are we gonna turn this into a dad joke thread....
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it.
I know with Covid and all this isn't the best time, but I just turned 39 and I'd like to see my kid graduate high school before I'm 60.
Also our baby is currently the size of a large grain of salt. So that's cool, I guess. A little bit more and he can get a job and start earning his keep!
Congrats. You officially have about 8 months to finish your Challenge car. That gives you 3 months to spare which is about the time you might be able to push bringing a youngling to the Challenge. Very good timing on your part.
In reply to Appleseed :
I was building a lost in space robot replica...19 years ago. My wife came home and said she had to go to the hospital because she was in labor. My daughter was born that night. That was the last time I did any significant work on the robot.
Infinitenexus: This is the best thing you will ever do. You think it's going to be great? It will be so much better than you can possibly imagine. Hats off!
Stampie (FS) said:Congrats. You officially have about 8 months to finish your Challenge car. That gives you 3 months to spare which is about the time you might be able to push bringing a youngling to the Challenge. Very good timing on your part.
I have enough room in the budget for a basic turbo kit and a rollbar, so that's a distinct possibility. Just gotta save up enough cash to be able to afford to compete in the challenge and buy a set of hoosiers/slicks!
wvumtnbkr said:I have 2 and still haven't figured out how it happens.
My son loved this show so I watched a lot of these and at the end of this clip Uncle Jesse asks "how did this happen". It's actually funny.
Keith Tanner said:It's always food. Why are the fetus sizes always expressed in food?
My wife and I are both engineers. We got an unknown food one week so looked elsewhere, and found it compared to a TI-84 calculator.. that made much more sense :)
Infinitenexus, congratulations! I'm ~7 months ahead of you on this journey, looking forward to it and also scared. Most people seem to figure out how to get it right.
The good news is, like Charles Bronson, they are hard to kill. For all the fragile that they look, babies have survived thousands of generations of people who don't know what they are doing. I mean, I wouldn't go around dropping them, but there is a reason that most bones start off as more cartilege than bone.
Congrats! My twins are almost 13 and we are finally trying for a planned one. It's a blast and sometimes they will drive you crazy but I've loved being a parent. It's weird making a person or persons you love more then anyone else on the planet!
Congrats! I have 5(!), the oldest being 10. It's been a lot of fun, it's really fun to do things like watch the Space X launch and landings with the kids, and play games. So far, all of mine seem to be good, caring people who I would like to hang out with. We'll see how the teenage years go...
I'll second the comment on them being tougher than they look.. When you first hold them in the hospital the seem so fragile, then the nurse comes to show you how to change the diaper and it's like "wham, wipe, roll, zip up, done." You're looking at each other with the same, "huh, I guess they're not so fragile afterall" look :)
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