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ignorant
ignorant HalfDork
4/1/09 10:29 a.m.

As some of you may know, I've been looking to get rid of my Civic for something a little larger, sportier, and with gas mileage that's almost as good.

Well, what choice did I have but the P71?

It's huge, handles FANTASTIC, gets good mileage, and I'm pretty sure this is the model that doesn't have the gas tank problems.

Pic:

So I apologize, this car really is a 4 door, 4,000 pound, 200hp Miata!

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
4/1/09 10:53 a.m.

I won't spoil it for you explicitly...

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/1/09 10:56 a.m.

That's a pretty hawt P71. Did you get the aviator shades to drive with yet?

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/1/09 11:34 a.m.

best april fools joke EVAR

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 Dork
4/1/09 11:39 a.m.

Lol guise i sold mah Selika and got a donk'd Camry with leather and a/c!

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 Dork
4/1/09 11:40 a.m.

Wait. There's two ignorants.

I smell division by zero.

EvanB
EvanB GRM+ Memberand Reader
4/1/09 11:45 a.m.

Edit: beaten to it

ignorant
ignorant HalfDork
4/1/09 11:46 a.m.
ignorant wrote: best april fools joke EVAR

IMPOSTOR!

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/1/09 11:49 a.m.
ignorant wrote:
ignorant wrote: best april fools joke EVAR
IMPOSTOR!

hahahhaahahaha.. Nice job Half dork.. but everyone knows the real ignorant is a Power dork..

HA!..

ignorant
ignorant HalfDork
4/1/09 11:55 a.m.
ignorant wrote:
ignorant wrote:
ignorant wrote: best april fools joke EVAR
IMPOSTOR!
hahahhaahahaha.. Nice job Half dork.. but everyone knows the real ignorant is a Power dork.. HA!..

Damnit!

Well, I'll get put my Buddy Holly's on and get-a-posting!

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/1/09 11:57 a.m.

good try osterizer

ignorant
ignorant HalfDork
4/1/09 11:59 a.m.
ignorant wrote: good try osterizer

You were the only person I thought of when I hatched this little plan...

Posting something grossly right-wing under Wowak's name was another option, but he lives closer and I don't want my house firebombed.

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/1/09 12:02 p.m.

too funny..

i got a very good laugh.

MrJoshua
MrJoshua SuperDork
4/1/09 12:04 p.m.
ignorant wrote:
ignorant wrote: good try osterizer
You were the only person I thought of when I hatched this little plan... Posting something grossly right-wing under Wowak's name was another option, but he lives closer and I don't want my house firebombed.

Correction-His Girlfriend lives closer. She's a readhead so I guess she could "Firebomb" your house in her own way.

Wowak
Wowak Dork
4/1/09 12:08 p.m.
ignorant wrote: Posting something grossly right-wing under Wowak's name was another option, but he lives closer and I don't want my house firebombed.

You have chosen... wisely.

P71
P71 GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/1/09 12:12 p.m.

Lolz!

Wowak
Wowak Dork
4/1/09 12:12 p.m.
MrJoshua wrote: Correction-His Girlfriend lives closer. She's a readhead so I guess she could "Firebomb" your house in her own way.

I wouldn't exactly call her my girlfriend. I wouldn't exactly call her my ex either. Maybe my "Once and Future Girlfriend."

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 Dork
4/1/09 12:19 p.m.
Wowak wrote:
MrJoshua wrote: Correction-His Girlfriend lives closer. She's a readhead so I guess she could "Firebomb" your house in her own way.
I wouldn't exactly call her my girlfriend. I wouldn't exactly call her my ex either. Maybe my "Once and Future Girlfriend."

OH god i hate that stage. That weird in-limbo feeling. And i don't mean the HOW LOOOOOWWWWW CAN YOU GOOOOO!?!?!?!? type of thing.

dyintorace
dyintorace GRM+ Memberand Dork
4/1/09 12:22 p.m.
ignorant wrote:
ignorant wrote: good try osterizer
You were the only person I thought of when I hatched this little plan... Posting something grossly right-wing under Wowak's name was another option, but he lives closer and I don't want my house firebombed.

He quits his job yesterday and is so bored today that he does this. You could still be working you know.

Wowak
Wowak Dork
4/1/09 1:58 p.m.
93celicaGT2 wrote: OH god i hate that stage. That weird in-limbo feeling. And i don't mean the HOW LOOOOOWWWWW CAN YOU GOOOOO!?!?!?!? type of thing.

Yeah. Did I mention we're going on vacation together in May? But how could I not love her... she has TWO 1.6L Miatas.

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/1/09 2:20 p.m.

Hey osterizer when are you going to sell me your lezbaru.. Ha!

MitchellC
MitchellC HalfDork
4/1/09 2:36 p.m.
dyintorace wrote:
ignorant wrote:
ignorant wrote: good try osterizer
You were the only person I thought of when I hatched this little plan... Posting something grossly right-wing under Wowak's name was another option, but he lives closer and I don't want my house firebombed.
He quits his job yesterday and is so bored today that he does this. You could still be working you know.

He actually described the scheme to me a while back... this has been in the works for months, at least.

ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
4/1/09 2:51 p.m.

Osterizer needs a new status: "Decepti-dork"

16vCorey
16vCorey SuperDork
4/1/09 2:59 p.m.

Should have waited to post after changing the avatar and everything. When I first saw your post I thought it was ignorant playing a joke by taking your bear avatar, until I clicked it and looked at the profile, then it all made sense. If everything would have been switched over before you posted as ignorant, I really doubt I would have noticed.

ignorant
ignorant SuperDork
4/1/09 4:40 p.m.
MitchellC wrote: He actually described the scheme to me a while back... this has been in the works for months, at least.

wow.. too much time on the hands?

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