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cxhb
cxhb HalfDork
1/31/11 9:18 a.m.

Holy. E36 M3. That movie is soft-core porn. It started off slow... and I was a little bit bored with it. But uhh yeah... gets awfully erotic by about a quarter of the way through and continues to do so till the end. All in all, If your a guy check it out. If your a girl, and dont mind watching some VERY steamy stuff between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, check it out as well...

Warning, dont be letting kids see this stuff.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/31/11 9:19 a.m.

Matt B
Matt B HalfDork
1/31/11 9:25 a.m.

Funny you mention it. I literally just got off the phone with my bestest friend and it was HIGHLY recommended by him. And here I thought it was a chick flick.

pilotbraden
pilotbraden HalfDork
1/31/11 9:29 a.m.

It seems like it might be a good movie to take a young lady to on a date.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
1/31/11 9:33 a.m.

Natalie Portman + Mila Kunis =

cxhb
cxhb HalfDork
1/31/11 9:33 a.m.

In all I would say the movie was a B- (the guy in me screams its an A+). Like I said, starts off a little slow. And the development of the mother as a character is a little short, I feel like more should be known about her as her role is quite an integral piece to the spiral of madness. Its almost more of a horror/suspense than a chick flick.

Oh and another thing, senior citizens really need to read reviews before they go out and watch this one. I had two senior citizens behind my friend and I the entire time we watched. I felt like I was watching a sex scene with my grandma in the room.

I figured it was either:

A) These two old people just truly enjoy movies and decided it was probably a decent one. Which is fine, and awesome really that they have the hobby and love of cinema.

or B) They thought it would be a cute movie, about ballet, and some heartfelt struggle.

cxhb
cxhb HalfDork
1/31/11 9:34 a.m.
pilotbraden wrote: It seems like it might be a good movie to take a young lady to on a date.

If you dont get some afterward at least you can say you watched Mila Kunis do some things to Natalie Portman.

Duke
Duke SuperDork
1/31/11 9:36 a.m.

Nathalie Portman + ballerinas = 2 of my least favorite things in the universe. Wild horses couldn't get me near it.

DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave SuperDork
1/31/11 10:08 a.m.
Duke wrote: Nathalie Portman + ballerinas = 2 of my least favorite things in the universe. Wild horses couldn't get me near it.

Know how I know?

HiTempguy
HiTempguy Dork
1/31/11 11:19 a.m.

Sorry Duke, but she HAWT. I mean, she isn't like OMG S00PER MODELZ, but her and Kunis together. F*&K YEA!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 HalfDork
1/31/11 12:12 p.m.

Does the movie have a "happy ending?"

Maroon92
Maroon92 SuperDork
1/31/11 12:56 p.m.
cxhb
cxhb HalfDork
1/31/11 1:05 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: Does the movie have a "happy ending?"

A certain portion of the film does. In truth? No.

EricM
EricM Dork
1/31/11 1:05 p.m.

Natalie Hershlag

curtis73
curtis73 GRM+ Memberand Dork
1/31/11 2:21 p.m.

I watched the cinema preview a couple months ago and it looked like a heavy art piece (which I like), but then yesterday I saw the online trailer and it looked a little less artsy and more bitch-plot.

I ended up seeing True Grit. Bridges and Brolin were great. The girl sucked.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
1/31/11 2:39 p.m.
cxhb wrote: In all I would say the movie was a B- (the guy in me screams its an A+). Like I said, starts off a little slow. And the development of the mother as a character is a little short, I feel like more should be known about her as her role is quite an integral piece to the spiral of madness. Its almost more of a horror/suspense than a chick flick. Oh and another thing, senior citizens really need to read reviews before they go out and watch this one. I had two senior citizens behind my friend and I the entire time we watched. I felt like I was watching a sex scene with my grandma in the room. I figured it was either: A) These two old people just truly enjoy movies and decided it was probably a decent one. Which is fine, and awesome really that they have the hobby and love of cinema. or B) They thought it would be a cute movie, about ballet, and some heartfelt struggle.

Don't forget... old people were once young people. How do you think you got here?

ahutson03
ahutson03 New Reader
1/31/11 3:08 p.m.

it's made by the same guy who made Requiem For A Dream IIRC so don't expect anything normal or happy

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
1/31/11 3:35 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Don't forget... old people were once young people. How do you think you got here?

I created an account.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
1/31/11 3:40 p.m.
Maroon92 wrote: I will just leave this here. NSFW BTW.

My favorite piece of work of hers.

Tom Heath
Tom Heath Webmaster
1/31/11 3:42 p.m.
ahutson03 wrote: it's made by the same guy who made Requiem For A Dream IIRC so don't expect anything normal or happy

Oooh...I hated that movie. The ending still creeps me out.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
1/31/11 5:41 p.m.
curtis73 wrote: I ended up seeing True Grit. Bridges and Brolin were great. The girl sucked.

Now that's not very kind to Matt.

iceracer
iceracer Dork
1/31/11 6:14 p.m.

Senior citizens often enjoy a little "suggestive" stuff. Some even enjoy the real thing. Hey, just because you are old doesn't mean you are over the hill. Spoken from experience.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla Dork
1/31/11 6:23 p.m.

The ONLY thing I want to know... how much does one get to see?

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
1/31/11 8:11 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote: The ONLY thing I want to know... how much does one get to see?

MORE than enough to be worth. I've seen "educational videos" on the internet that were less fun.

Derick Freese
Derick Freese Dork
1/31/11 8:51 p.m.
Tom Heath wrote:
ahutson03 wrote: it's made by the same guy who made Requiem For A Dream IIRC so don't expect anything normal or happy
Oooh...I hated that movie. The ending still creeps me out.

That was the point of that move. It's one of my favorites because of it.

Darren Aronofsky also directed Pi and The Wrestler.

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