So, today I was looking for my Porsche hat...

...and I found a bag of apples under the passenger's seat of my 911.

I have no recollection of buying any apples.

Perhaps it's related to the disappearance of the hat. You don't remember where that is either.

Woody wrote: ...and I found a bag of apples under the passenger's seat of my 911. I have no recollection of buying any apples.

this belongs in the magazine. Quote of the month.

Musta been some of those "road apples" I've heard of.

apples to oranges?

I once found a loaf of bread on the hood of my car. I didn't put it there.

I wish my Camry would produce groceries.

I was looking under the 928... I found a leek. I don't recall putting it there either.

I gotta ask- Were the apples still fresh?

Alzheimers is kicking in.

My sister left a trunk full of groceries in her Daewoo when she took it too the shop. They where found when it finally got towed to a junk yard, 18 months later.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: Alzheimers is kicking in.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!

Old age makes you do strange things, huh?

oldtin wrote: I was looking under the 928... I found a leek. I don't recall putting it there either.

I have heard that the 928 can develop some interesting leaks.. but not under the seat

I recently found a Porsche inside my Porsche. Apparently a while back I bought an HO-scale Speedster. I recently found it underneath one of the seats in my 911. According to the receipt, it was there for a while.

oldtin wrote: I was looking under the 928... I found a leek. I don't recall putting it there either.

Porsches have the biggest leeks.

Streetwiseguy wrote: I gotta ask- Were the apples still fresh?

Threw one out and ate another.