So, what did Tiger do?

Why did Mrs Woods use the 9 iron? She hated the driver

Who is this tiger woods fellow, and why the berkeley should I care that he crashed his car?

Objects in mirror have golf clubs...and rage.

never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and does not die...especially one of those with sports gear

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-december-1-2009/tiger-woods-newzak

Gimp wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE

LOL @ cgi re-enactment. Best news report eVaaar!!

Just heard that he is changing his name...to "Cheetah"....

Don't worry kids.. Tiger's boy has his back..

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/jermaine-jackson-tiger-woods-affair-tito-video/

I can no longer stand living a lie.

I will hold a news conference later today to confess that I also had an affair with Tiger Woods.

There's nothing that can stop me.

(Okay, okay... Please make the check out to b-l-u-d-r-o-p-t-o-p.)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/investigators_still_piecing

The Windermere Police Department seems to utilize an unusually colorful vocabulary in their communications.

Forgot to warn people, then again I'm used to dealling with NYPD so I may not have noticed the language.

any one that follows golf at all knows that by age 10 or so Tiger had decided he wanted to be remembered as the greatest golfer of all time, and the best way to do that would be to beat jack nicklaus' record... who knew he was going to try to beat Wilt Chamberlain's record also...

Hmmm, mix Golf with sex, he might be onto something, botth seem to be popular, anybody know a magazine editor....

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

I got an 85.. I stink.

96, but i was in a trance from the soundtrack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LolPICAFuk4&feature=dir

114, then I got stuck on a baby.

ratghia wrote: 114, then I got stuck on a baby.

Tiger scored 12, but he got stuck on babes. Who knew bad spelling would have such consequences?

He ain't no Cheetah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52ezeV6G_Kw