Sometimes... I search for things I shouldn't

And this is what I find. I was looking for abandoned lowrider projects (yeah, I know, hydraulics, not very GRM) and I came across this. I kinda wanna meet this guy.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/3580663974.html

I don't know if I wanna meet him or punch him in the face.

Wow, what a basket case. The truck and the driver.

Northern backwoods types are a "special" breed......

...four cup holders...

Wow.... Idiot nutcase. Piece of junk truck, I wouldn't give him scrap price.

Based on the title I was expecting nekid Richard Simmons.

mndsm wrote: I was looking for abandoned lowrider projects...

Don't worry, I do this too

"the intena is shaved"

xflowgolf wrote:

mndsm wrote: I was looking for abandoned lowrider projects...

Don't worry, I do this too

Ok, as long as i'm not the only one. For some reason, I want a car with a trunk full of batteries and hydraulic pumps, for lulz. I'd probably beat it, break it, and scrap it.

"but if i keep it im gonna cut the front end off a grand prix and make this truck a mid engine rear wheel drive 3.8 v6 and RIDE SOME DAMN WHEELIES "

It's been done redneck dude.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: "the intena is shaved"

"Bambino, your clothes are ready."

crackhead wrote: I AM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE IM LOOSING MY LICENCE I NEED SOMETHING FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY THIS IS NOT THAT TRUCK.

friedgreencorrado wrote:

crackhead wrote: I AM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE IM LOOSING MY LICENCE I NEED SOMETHING FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY THIS IS NOT THAT TRUCK.

That's what sold me on this lol.

mndsm wrote:

friedgreencorrado wrote:

crackhead wrote: I AM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE IM LOOSING MY LICENCE I NEED SOMETHING FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY THIS IS NOT THAT TRUCK.

That's what sold me on this lol.

That's what pushed me from wanting to meet this dude for the lulz over to wanting to punch him.

poopshovel wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: "the intena is shaved"

"Bambino, your clothes are ready."

I want an outenna

Anti-stance wrote:

mndsm wrote:

friedgreencorrado wrote:

crackhead wrote: I AM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE IM LOOSING MY LICENCE I NEED SOMETHING FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY THIS IS NOT THAT TRUCK.

That's what sold me on this lol.

That's what pushed me from wanting to meet this dude for the lulz over to wanting to punch him.

My dad taught me something very important when I was 15 years old. There is no car on Earth that is faster than a radio wave.

"You can outrun a p71, but you can't outrun a Motorola."

mndsm wrote:

friedgreencorrado wrote:

crackhead wrote: I AM ONLY SELLING BECAUSE IM LOOSING MY LICENCE I NEED SOMETHING FAST ENOUGH TO GET AWAY THIS IS NOT THAT TRUCK.

That's what sold me on this lol.

This is what makes me glad my wife is a criminal defense attorney. As long as there are idiots, she'll have work.

That's a lot of money for an admittedly beat truck.