foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
9/28/13 7:53 p.m.

Kinda forgot about the traveling pole dancer when I took the family to White Rosé Thunder today. So, my 12 year old son got to see his first pole dancer. Sadly, she wasnt pretty, or good.

So later I asked him what he thought. His first comment was to verify men do pay to see that at clubs. I didn't ask how he knew that! I just said yes, some do.

He then said if anyone paid to see her, they should demand a refund.

Not what I expected at all. I just about fell over laughing.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
9/28/13 9:07 p.m.

I larfed out lowd

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
9/28/13 10:23 p.m.

Sounds like you've raised one with some at least two kinds of senses... common and humor.

Good job.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
9/28/13 11:10 p.m.

First one I saw could shoot ping-pong balls...

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
9/28/13 11:27 p.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDu9gbuKpKc

reminding me of this gem

beans
beans HalfDork
9/28/13 11:29 p.m.

At 12, if I said that, my father would've done the same. Good on that kid.

Run_Away
Run_Away GRM+ Memberand Reader
9/28/13 11:34 p.m.

In reply to aussiesmg:

the hell, man.

novaderrik
novaderrik PowerDork
9/29/13 2:34 a.m.

oh, this isn't his first time seeing a pole dancer... maybe in person, but if he's even peripherally aware of teh internets he's seen that and much, much more by now...

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/29/13 3:11 p.m.

I am 43.. I got over seeing poledancers 22 years ago. Good for your son

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
9/29/13 5:41 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote: First one I saw could shoot ping-pong balls...

One cannot un-remember thailand. I saw one smoke. Not from her mouth. Marlboro unfiltered.

grafmiata
grafmiata SuperDork
9/29/13 6:39 p.m.
Teh E36 M3 wrote:
Trans_Maro wrote: First one I saw could shoot ping-pong balls...
One cannot un-remember thailand. I saw one *smoke*. Not from her mouth. Marlboro unfiltered.

Was it smoke-rings, or just a vaguely smokey cloud eminating from the Bob Costas?

Teh E36 M3
Teh E36 M3 Dork
9/29/13 7:03 p.m.

Look, man, I was totally E36 M3housed. This may have been before or after the dove, the ball of yarn, and/or the aforementioned ping pong ball shooter (for accuracy- cover your glass of beer, or order bottles, or take a shot of purell between every beer).

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
9/29/13 7:14 p.m.

In reply to Teh E36 M3:

You sound like you have some stories.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand UberDork
9/29/13 7:41 p.m.
Matt B wrote: Sounds like you've raised one with some at least two kinds of senses... common and humor. Good job.

^ this

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
9/29/13 8:30 p.m.
Teh E36 M3 wrote:
Trans_Maro wrote: First one I saw could shoot ping-pong balls...
One cannot un-remember thailand. I saw one *smoke*. Not from her mouth. Marlboro unfiltered.

Philippine's ... the same ... I saw one pick up coins from the floor

Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
9/29/13 9:00 p.m.

In reply to Trans_Maro:

There was an entertainer at a Christmas party once that would "throw" ping pong balls and members of the group would try to hit them with a wiffle ball bat. My liver hurts just thinking about some of those days.

I was about 15 when I saw my first Prostitute. I would go to work with my dad who at the time was delivering food from Hunts Point Market, which some of you may remember from the HBO show Hookers at the Point. We were at a light when she jumped up on my side of the truck at said $20 for anything. I asked if she could paint, since the old man wanted me to paint the garage that weekend. My father started to drive away from the light and rolling up my window while she was reaching in swinging at me.

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