Noddaz
Noddaz GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/7/25 11:04 a.m.

Here you go.

 

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
3/7/25 11:46 a.m.

     [Flounder is crying over his brother's car being totaled]

D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby, you won't even recognize it.

Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f&^ked up. You trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Flounder: That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?!

Otter: I'll tell you what. I'll swear you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and this morning, it was gone. D-Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police. Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.

Flounder: Will that work?

Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

      [Bluto gives Flounder a six-pack]

Otter: You better listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med.

      [Otter and Bluto shake hands]

D-Day: There you go now, just leave everything to me.

     [He laughs and ignites a blowtorch.]

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
3/7/25 12:14 p.m.

How a company feel towards enthusiasts during a CUV reveal:

"You berkeleyed up. You trusted us."

 

 

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