Student bought a car from a woman. Car had been sitting for a number of years. He's got it on the road, brings it to the school auto shop mainly to fix headlights, but also to get into the truck as it won't open.
He and his friends get in through the back seat, and are sorting out the junk left behind by the previous owner.
There is some "interesting" and somewhat skanky "personal" items, ones that raise the quizzical eyebrow. Including one (1) glass stilletto slipper.
"Oh! This is perfect!" I say. "All you gotta do is find the woman who fits this slipper, and she's yours! This is awesome."
Kids looks unimpressed, mutters something about his girlfriend not liking that. I joke that "but she's probably a great dancer."
Later, one of the other students shouts out "We found the other one!" holding up the second glass slipper.
Sadness, as now he won't find the beautiful princess.
Until the next student shouts out "They're two lefts! Why would she have only two lefts?"
"Well clearly: she's not a dancer!" I reply. "Or maybe she has only one leg! Handicapped ladies need love too, you know!"
He was less and less impressed as the day wore on.
