Tasty Personal Lubricant.

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2857954680102064736RmOnnM

sniff sniff sniff IT"S BACON!!!!

I can't help but think of that ad for Beggin' Strips with the retreiver. "Bacon bacon bacon bacon PLEASE!"

I used to have a Beggin' Strips cookie jar that would play that line when you opened it!

Sorry. The bacon thing has now officially jumped the shark.

...well, its jumpin' sumtin!

I just ordered some.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

lol... where can you get that?... that would be a perfect wedding prez for a buddy of mine haha

I can just see someone with a couple of big dogs using this stuff, not getting it all off and then walking out of the sty, er, boudoir.

Porcine lubricant is hardly a new idea.

Why do you think so many people save their bacon grease in a can?

I know I do....

I just can't see the need to lubricate your mouth, surely it is self lubricating

OK so this makes me think of one of my favorite stories from a friend of mine.

The scene: The opening of gifts after a young couples wedding. Of course the newlyweds get a box with condoms, lotion, a Barry White CD and a can of redi-whip. Giggling ensues like you would expect and the grandfather of the bride a gentleman well into his 70's shouts out "I dont get it" and someone says "You know for tonite, it's romantic". He thinks for a bit and shouts again "But whats the whipped cream for?" An embarrased 20 year old girl tries to explain that they might like to like the sweet dairy product off of each others bodies and the grandfathers face gets all screwed up in consternation before he blurts out.

"YOU YOUNG BUCKS DONT KNOW NUTHIN 'BOUT NO FANCY BERKLEYING, What you gots to do is get the mayonaise!"

the room falls silent and every person under the age of 25 suddenly learns in a creepy and gross way that their generation didn't invent sex.

Ah the tastes of older men Something about bacon lube just made me remember that fancy berkleying line.

I've heard that Danica might be looking for a NASCAR sponsor...

ditchdigger wrote: OK so this makes me think of one of my favorite stories from a friend of mine. The scene: The opening of gifts after a young couples wedding. Of course the newlyweds get a box with condoms, lotion, a Barry White CD and a can of redi-whip. Giggling ensues like you would expect and the grandfather of the bride a gentleman well into his 70's shouts out "I dont get it" and someone says "You know for tonite, it's romantic". He thinks for a bit and shouts again "But whats the whipped cream for?" An embarrased 20 year old girl tries to explain that they might like to like the sweet dairy product off of each others bodies and the grandfathers face gets all screwed up in consternation before he blurts out. "YOU YOUNG BUCKS DONT KNOW NUTHIN 'BOUT NO FANCY BERKLEYING, What you gots to do is get the mayonaise!" the room falls silent and every person under the age of 25 suddenly learns in a creepy and gross way that their generation didn't invent sex. Ah the tastes of older men Something about bacon lube just made me remember that fancy berkleying line.

LMAO! Mayonnaise though? Eeew...you think they'd have some cream off the top of the milk bottles or something