captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/31/16 1:14 p.m.
captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/31/16 1:15 p.m.

Bonus is the reporter who wrote the article being named after one of the greatest cars of all time.

Jumper K. Balls
Jumper K. Balls UberDork
8/31/16 1:18 p.m.
stafford1500
stafford1500 GRM+ Memberand Reader
8/31/16 1:24 p.m.

That sucks...

Brian
Brian MegaDork
8/31/16 1:30 p.m.

17 and 24, good for him. Aside from the part about being dead.

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/31/16 2:11 p.m.

My mother told me this could happen.

Son_Of_Toyman
Son_Of_Toyman Reader
8/31/16 2:17 p.m.

Wow.....

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
8/31/16 2:17 p.m.

They sent the wrong reporter to cover it.

Magee Hickey

Duke
Duke MegaDork
8/31/16 2:38 p.m.

It's not the first time it's happened, either. Well, it was for that poor schmuck. But not in the world.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand UberDork
8/31/16 2:56 p.m.

This is why you don't bring your girl pumpkin spiced iced coffee.

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
8/31/16 3:40 p.m.

older women...

Will
Will UltraDork
8/31/16 7:23 p.m.

Went to a party last Saturday night...

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