I have great neighbors.
Left side: Kathi. She's quadriplegic and lives alone with 24hr nurse care. She says she doesn't need a man because her boyfriend is Jesus. I help her out with things and she is the most grateful person I know. I hung a wall mount for her TV last week and she had her nurse leave a 6-pack on my front porch with a card. She had two maples on our fence line that were threatening to fall on both of our houses, so I didn't hesitate to fire up a go fund me page to pay for taking them down. My friends blew past my goal so I had some cash left over to give her. She cried for days over that, and used some of the extra cash to fix her roof and then gave me a little beaver carving that a friend made for her. The lady has no money and can't hold a job despite wanting one, but she gives so much of herself.
Right side: Laura. She is the happiest person I know. She struggles with yard work because she never did it before owning this house, but she tries. We have teamed up on some landscaping projects and learned how to fail brilliantly. Her parents come over and help her, and they're both like little Irish Leprechauns. Laura is deathly afraid of snakes, so her dad and I played a prank on her with a rubber snake.
Back left: Dave and Deb. Dave is a fellow car nut. He has a wickedly turned-up newer GTO and a Harley, so we get along great. Deb and I share stories about our dogs and have dog play dates where her Dachsund beats the crap out of my Pit Bull. Dave and his son mow my lawn when I'm gone in the summer. I always leave an envelope with a wad of cash on the mower when I leave, and when I come back a month later, it's still there with like $20 missing.
Back: Mike and Tina. Mike is retired military and Tina is eye candy. She's this saucy minx about 20 years younger than he is, but she's a heap of fun. Always laughing and getting into mischief after a few martinis. They had one of those inflatable pools and she overfilled it. It collapsed and flooded their house (which Mike has recorded on their security camera... it's hilarious.) He didn't get mad, he just laughed and gave her a kiss. I keep a bottle of tequila in their basement for when I go visit.
Across the street: Bruce and Donna. They're quiet and keep to themselves, but they keep their property FLAWLESS. Their lawn looks like a golf putting green, and their flowerbeds are perfect.
Down the street: Pam. She always makes baked goods for everyone on the street for the smallest of holidays. I got Chocolate Chex mix on Memorial day. She's the neighborhood gossip, but not in a bad way. She keeps us informed of events, who is moving or needs healing thoughts for an illness.
Around the corner: I don't know their names yet. They moved in a couple years ago and they speak Spanish. The wife speaks a little English. He makes his living by finding busted cars and fixing them to sell, so he's the neighborhood decoy. Nobody complains about the engine sitting in my driveway when he has three minivans torn apart in his driveway. They always wave and smile. This thread reminds me to dust off my Spanish and go pay them a visit.