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N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
7/10/12 7:45 a.m.

Illinois

This is a nut eating fish that has been reported to attack humans and eat their testicles. That is NOT a redundant statement in this case.

failboat
failboat Dork
7/10/12 7:50 a.m.

No surprise that that Jeremy Wade is after it.

Love that show.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
7/10/12 8:10 a.m.

Well, I am never swimming again.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
7/10/12 8:14 a.m.
pinchvalve wrote: Well, I am never swimming again.

Nah, you just have to wear a cup.

In fact, wear a cup with fake testicles and a hook and you could fish for these berkeleyers.

The_Jed
The_Jed HalfDork
7/10/12 8:19 a.m.

failboat
failboat Dork
7/10/12 8:20 a.m.

Go fishing with truck nutz?

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
7/10/12 8:51 a.m.

There's a creepy little fish in Peru that will swim into your pee-pee hole and lodge itself there with hooks. Not kidding. It's called the Candiru.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
7/10/12 8:51 a.m.

In reply to Lesley:

I've heard of it. Its true.

dculberson
dculberson Dork
7/10/12 9:00 a.m.

I went fishing for Piranha in Peru and caught a Pacu instead. I did not know at the time that it was a ball eater. (Thankfully!)

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/10/12 9:25 a.m.

Huh. My problem would be that after the attack the damn thing would still be hungry. Hungry fish = angry fish.

PHeller
PHeller SuperDork
7/10/12 9:36 a.m.
Lesley wrote: There's a creepy little fish in Peru that will swim into your pee-pee hole and lodge itself there with hooks. Not kidding. It's called the Candiru.

Myth.

sachilles
sachilles Dork
7/10/12 9:52 a.m.

I have a family vacation in Indiana on crooked lake. Hoping these things haven't spread out of Illinois.

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
7/10/12 9:56 a.m.

Nope, not a myth. I actually wrote to a biologist who'd spent time in Peru to confirm, and he assured me that it was indeed true.

http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/92428/candiru

N Sperlo
N Sperlo PowerDork
7/10/12 2:55 p.m.

In reply to Lesley:

My fish may not give me nightmares, but yours will.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
7/10/12 8:40 p.m.

This thread makes me want to eat some fish just to get even!

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
7/10/12 8:49 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Nope, not a myth. I actually wrote to a biologist who'd spent time in Peru to confirm, and he assured me that it was indeed true. http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/92428/candiru

very real. http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/river-monsters/videos/fish-swims-up-urine-stream.htm

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
7/10/12 8:56 p.m.

Oh great, first our governors, now our fish.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
7/10/12 9:06 p.m.

I grew up on the beach. When I first moved inland, I thought I was a badass because I'd seen sharks/barracuda, etc.

Didn't take me long to learn that there are more dangerous things living in fresh water than in the salt.

Damn, nature..you scary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otyTzf4hJJs&feature=related

Osterkraut
Osterkraut UltraDork
7/10/12 9:12 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Nope, not a myth. I actually wrote to a biologist who'd spent time in Peru to confirm, and he assured me that it was indeed true. http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/92428/candiru

One reported case, highly controversial.

Also, I didn't even know Encyclopedia Britannica was still around!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
7/10/12 9:14 p.m.

Encyclopaedia Britannica was the internet before there was an internet!

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid SuperDork
7/10/12 9:21 p.m.
petegossett wrote: Oh great, first our governors, now our fish.

You know it!

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
7/11/12 6:18 a.m.

With teeth like that, I wouldn't be overly worried. Those are the wrong design for flesh eating and tearing.

Reading up on the fish, sounds like it's quite tasty.

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac MegaDork
7/11/12 6:22 a.m.
foxtrapper wrote: With teeth like that, I wouldn't be overly worried. Those are the wrong design for flesh eating and tearing. Reading up on the fish, sounds like it's quite tasty.

It's a FISH.

ON MY TESTES.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
7/11/12 8:09 a.m.

I've had worse on mine.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/11/12 8:10 a.m.

TMI.

foxtrapper wrote: I've had worse on mine.
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