SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid Dork
12/1/11 3:59 p.m.
92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
12/1/11 4:02 p.m.

LOL that made the rounds quick.

Otto Maddox
Otto Maddox Dork
12/1/11 4:05 p.m.

Sounds fake.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/1/11 4:06 p.m.

Hustla da rabbit. LOL!

HappyAndy
HappyAndy HalfDork
12/1/11 4:23 p.m.

That can't possibly be real.

BTW I live in a neighborhood with a lot of people that speak that way; a few years ago I witnessed some kids at the local B-Ball court get into a fight during a game of "Horse" over the spelling of "horse", none of them produced a correct spelling.

Bennett seems way over the top to me.

jrw1621
jrw1621 SuperDork
12/1/11 4:28 p.m.

There is a website called texts from last night which is much better. I will not provide an easy link since it is far from family content.

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo Reader
12/1/11 4:56 p.m.

The thanksgiving one made me lol. I also like texts from last night, that's my boss (learned about that one from here I think) Fmylife, and Notalwaysright.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
12/1/11 5:56 p.m.
jrw1621 wrote: There is a website called texts from last night which is much better. I will not provide an easy link since it is far from family content.

you suck btw...I've been reading this for an hour+ now

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
12/1/11 6:59 p.m.

I'm a Bennett and am offended by that.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
12/1/11 7:53 p.m.

I'm a Mike and am offended by this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYEXzx-TINc

Will
Will Dork
12/1/11 8:11 p.m.

If it's not real, the writer is a genius. Either way, it's worth reading. The poison frisbee one made me bust a gut.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid Dork
12/1/11 9:47 p.m.

Real or not, it's funny as hell because people do talk and text like that.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
12/1/11 9:55 p.m.
jrw1621 wrote: There is a website called texts from last night which is much better. I will not provide an easy link since it is far from family content.
Site said: Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.

Clearly, this is not appropriate for anyone.

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