Wally
Wally GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
4/30/13 9:23 p.m.

I was on the bus coming home today when a woman was talking very loudly on her phone. She had just come from the doctor and was going into great detail about the hideous discharges and foul odors emanating from her lady bits. After a couple minutes of this guided tour of her innards a little old many swatted at her with his paper and said "Damn it woman, ain't nobody here wants to hear about your nasty ol' Bob Costas" . This woman and her festering ailments shut right up and got off at the next stop.

nicksta43
nicksta43 Dork
4/30/13 9:24 p.m.

LOL

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/30/13 9:30 p.m.

Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
4/30/13 9:33 p.m.

So when can we expect the bus cam upload?

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
4/30/13 9:45 p.m.

I'll thank him too and hope his "paying it forward" spreads!

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
4/30/13 9:47 p.m.

Heroes come in all kinds.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
5/1/13 9:29 a.m.

Hahahahaha!

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UberDork
5/1/13 9:33 a.m.

Hey, what can I say. We have our moments.

mikeatrpi
mikeatrpi Reader
5/1/13 3:54 p.m.

Yuck, I pity the person who took that seat next

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/1/13 4:46 p.m.

Gotta love teh old people. At some point you realize your time is too short to bother with being diplomatic.

akamcfly
akamcfly HalfDork
5/1/13 6:20 p.m.
Knurled wrote: Gotta love teh old people. At some point you realize your time is too short to bother with being diplomatic.

Or buying green bananas

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
5/1/13 6:28 p.m.

I would've thrown "Stanky ole' herp infested" in there, but I probably wouldn't have swatted her. Props, Grandpa.

Rusted_Busted_Spit
Rusted_Busted_Spit GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/2/13 8:42 a.m.

Well done sir.

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
5/2/13 11:49 a.m.

Reason #4395 I avoid public transit like the plague....

Good show on grandpas part though

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