That was kinda mean

It was sunny today and there was no line so i took the wife's Malibu through the car wash to get a few layers of salt off. After the wash was done I pulled to the side and started drying it with the Jelly Blade. A guy parks his new 3 series at the vaccum behind me and asks why I'm wasting my time. The same reason as you, I want to get the salt off before it snows again.

He meant why was I wasting my time washing an old POS. He said he wouldn't bother washing any Chevy, especially an old one, and I was taking up space someone with a better car could be using. I was a bit insulted.

Wally wrote: It was sunny today and there was no line so i took the wife's Malibu through the car wash to get a few layers of salt off. After the wash was done I pulled to the side and started drying it with the Jelly Blade. A guy parks his new 3 series at the vaccum behind me and asks why I'm wasting my time. The same reason as you, I want to get the salt off before it snows again. He meant why was I wasting my time washing an old POS. He said he wouldn't bother washing any Chevy, especially an old one, and I was taking up space someone with a better car could be using. I was a bit insulted.

That guy is the basis of "What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW" A$$holes like that usually don't even get their hands dirty....

What an shiny happy person. And I'm sure that Italian exotic owners are thinking the same thing about him.

It is not what you drive, but how you drive it.

"Why would you bother owning a BMW? As soon as you drop you're pants all the ladies will realize you still have a small penis?"

"Kinda"?!?

I'm not really quick enough with snappy comebacks to actually use lines like this, but it is fun to think of what would be a good response if someone asked me why I was washing the Suburban (which is beat up enough that somebody genuinely might wonder why I'm washing it). Something like "I'm trying to get what's left of an obnoxious BMW owner out of my undercarriage" might fit the bill...

Wally wrote: A guy parks his new 3 series at the vaccum behind me and asks why I'm wasting my time.

Wait--so you're saying a BMW driver was a

(hotlink of what one does to one's finger to draw a tiny amount of blood)

I'm stunned.

But seriously, folks--it would NEVER cross my mind to insult someone's car personally. Why is ANYONE at a car wash??? To wash their car.

I'd ask him why he's compromising the precious finish of his precious car by putting it through a car wash. Hand washing is the only safe way to go.

What a

(hotlink of a liquid feminine hygeine product)

+

(hotlink of a paper sack)

{was that cryptic enough???}

Gamby broke the internet

You should have asked him why he was wasting oxygen.

+1 to Gamby.

I always thought it was rude to insult someone else's ride. Of course, I probably would just ignore Mr BMW driver myself.

haha

I would've said "I'll move out of the way but you'd better be careful, I get reverse and drive mixed up"

I think Gamby also forgot to close some HTML or something. It's broke on my end.

Hmm.

That's odd. Nothing seems to be going on there, but I'll get rid of the pics and see what happens...

"Your wife likes the back seat."

I apologize on behalf of us that aren't overcompensating cocks.

The correct answer is "To get corpse stink out of the trunk from the last clever asshat I met on line" but punching him in the Adam's Apple is also acceptable if you are not especially quick with a verbal retort.

You could have thrown snow at his car.

JFX001 wrote: "Your daughter likes the back seat."

Fixed

shouldve said "is that leather in there? How do you keep get @sshole smell out after driving around all day? Will armorall get that musty peanut-ty odor out?"

Proving the porcupine thing, once again.

Holy Crap! That is impressive sir! Is that natural or do you practice? I mean most people can go their whole life without reaching your level of d-bagginess. You are an artist. Hey people of NY - you are in the presence of a master. I thought the orange people from NJ had it perfected, but no, I was wrong. It's this guy. This is THE d-bag of all d-bags. All hail the supreme d-bag... Then back into his grill and leave.

4cylndrfury wrote: Gamby broke the internet

I disagree. He conquered it.

Wally..

Listen to Jay-Z..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz_-VaTHpc8

Get that dirt off your shoulders.

Mean would have been punching out a BMW headlight with a rock.

Did this threads formatting go wonky after Gambys post? It happened last week, too. What's going on?