History is a pack of lies we play on the dead. --Voltaire
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. --Wayne Gretzky
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. —Oscar Wilde
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ― John F. Kennedy
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train comin your way --Metallica, No Leaf Clover
"If one does not fail at times, then one has not challenged himself."
"The greatest mistake in life is to be continually fearing that you might make one."
MEa West was a great one for quotes too:
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I'm pure as the driven snow, I just drifted.
"The way of the superior man is threefold; Virtuous he is free from anxieties; Wise, he is free from perplexities; Bold, He is free from fear. Confucius.
"Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines"-Enzo Ferrari
"Its amazing how many people think that brakes are for slowing the car down" - Mario Andretti
"Man who walks through airport terminal sideways going to Bangkok"
One I came up with a couple years ago.
"Since the Internet age, never before have so many known so little about so much."
You're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots! This stuff will make you a sexual Tyrannosaurus. --Jesse Ventura, Predator
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. --Narrator, Fight Club
Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't. --Narrator, Fight Club
"Look, you don't understand...there was shrinkage".--George Costanza
"It's nice to be nice to the nice".--Major Frank Burns
"Guys...guys...it's all ball-bearings these days..."--Irwin Fletcher
“Do or do not. There is no try."
Yoda
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! --Indians, Johnny Quest
"simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
-Leonardo Da Vinci
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have." - William Munny, "Unforgiven"
"That'll do pig. That'll do."
-The Farmer
"Money's on the dresser, chocolate"
-Senator Jackson
tuna55
PowerDork
2/7/14 12:18 p.m.
pinchvalve wrote:
That always makes me think of what a jerk auto journalists usually are (no offense, Lesley and GRM staff)
-Lloyd Christmas, Limo Driver
pinchvalve wrote:
"Money's on the dresser, chocolate"
-Senator Jackson
"And was her name Chocolate?"
"I don't crash, I just run out of talent and real estate at the exact same moment" - someone on here.
Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms (spits on corpse) --Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Jose Wales
"I'm fine to drive" - Ted Kennedy
In the Clint vein, here are a few Dirty Harry classics:
When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross.
A man's got to know his limitations.
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.
