The difference between cats and dogs

I have two of each. Comparing dogs and cats is like comparing apples to oranges. Or apples to cinderblocks. Could not be more different. Oh sure, they have 4 legs and fur, but that's it.

I like cats, prefer dogs.

Had a snooty bitch of a cat who tolerated my existence and yet her brother was a big fat retard who acted like a dog and loved everyone. I think it's because we named him Bubba.

My current 6 wee foppish dogs are noisy retarded little shiny happy people and I wouldn't trade them for anything. Hell, I have one who will bark at me when I tell him to shut up.

My sister in law used to manage the Fortune 500 for said magazine. Very few CEOs own a cat. One year the top 100 CEOs did not own a cat. Control.

Now, if they could only publish how many are psychopaths.....

Damn, I said "That is all." 3 pages?! WTF?

dogs rule. They won't scratch you for doing something they dislike. I made gertrude go kayaking with me yesterday. she wasn't thrilled, but neither of us had to bleed because of it.

Neither do my cats. I can pick either one up, lay it across my lap on its back and clip its nails. I took the siamese I had when I was a teenager canoeing. He loved it. I had one cat years ago, named Kato, who loved cars. Loved them. Unfortunately... he started jumping in the windows of neighbour's cars and hoping to go for a ride.

Cat or dog? Which one would take a bullet for you?

In reply to Appleseed:

Big dog. Not huge, but big. 80 lb.

Appleseed wrote: Cat or dog? Which one would take a bullet for you?

My cat would have put one in me if she could.

Dogs: Your home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pet me Pet me Pet me. .. . . Got some food?

Cats: What are you doing in my house. .. .

N Sperlo wrote: In reply to Appleseed: Big dog. Not huge, but big. 80 lb.

What the berkeley was I responding to?

Dogs think you're god because you feed them. Cats think theyre god because you feed them