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Lesley
Lesley UberDork
4/4/12 11:02 a.m.

I'm at the NY Auto Show. For some reason, the Donald was hanging out by the Chev exhibit. He is realllllly ugly, that hair is even more surreal when you see it in the wild. It's got to be synthetic.

MG Bryan
MG Bryan Dork
4/4/12 11:03 a.m.

That guy is one of the most pompous shiny happy people living today.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy PowerDork
4/4/12 11:08 a.m.

I saw some Barbara Walter show where she pulled on his hair to see if it was a wig.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
4/4/12 11:14 a.m.

In reply to Grtechguy: I grabbed a couple of quick pics, will post later. The hair looks like some sort of nylon fibre.

nderwater
nderwater UltraDork
4/4/12 11:17 a.m.

If I was to play up a persona to make a buck, I'd pick The Donald over Flavor Flav or Tila Tequila every time.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/4/12 11:19 a.m.

I'm not suggesting anything Lesley, so take a breath. Would women find the Donald more attractive as the miulti-millionaire Donald, or a minimum wage pumping gas Donald?

Even Elliot Spitzer got dates.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
4/4/12 11:58 a.m.
914Driver wrote: Even Elliot Spitzer got dates.

I'm proud to say I voted for that man.

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
4/4/12 12:27 p.m.

In reply to neon4891:

Did he pay for that vote like he did for his dates?

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/4/12 1:25 p.m.

ugh... Trump.. I have worked for the man.. even met him a couple of times. The man's ego is bigger than real life.

I certainly hope that once all the casinos in Atlantic City that he has no longer bear his name.. he goes back to New York and does not come back

Mitchell
Mitchell SuperDork
4/4/12 2:16 p.m.

Once Trump is defeated for good, he will burst into coins like a videogame final boss.

Otto Maddox
Otto Maddox SuperDork
4/4/12 2:25 p.m.

Why does anyone like that guy? He is annoying and a pretty mediocre businessman. And of course, he has that hair.

wbjones
wbjones UltraDork
4/4/12 4:29 p.m.
MG Bryan wrote: That guy is one of the most pompous shiny happy people living today.

yeah, but he's good at it .....

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/4/12 6:52 p.m.

Lesley, thank you for showing your good taste. He gets wimmen the old fashioned way; he buys them.

Ever read 'The Art of the Deal'? He's the most pompous ass ever born and is not particularly intelligent. I shivered when he tossed his hat (hair?) into the Republican Prez ring awhile back, exhaled mightily when he dropped out. Not that I heart the Repub party (chickenE36 M3 bastards), it just made me queasy to think of 'President Trump'. That would be too much like Idiocracy.

In that book he makes it sound like he came from nothing; actually he inherited something like $40 millon and started his 'empire' from that. There's a saying: 'overalls to overalls in 3 generations'. How he missed that I will never know.

integraguy
integraguy UltraDork
4/4/12 7:57 p.m.

"Why does anyone even like that guy?"

I'm guessing for the same reason some folks think Rush Limbaugh is so "wonderful"...he's a master at making many people look like maroons.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
4/4/12 9:14 p.m.

In reply to 914Driver:

I don't give a turbo-charged E36 M3 how much money that guy has, he's really gross.

Obviously I fail as a gold-digger, I drove home tonight in my 92 323 with the broken stereo.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Dork
4/4/12 9:20 p.m.

You didn't ask him if he was planning to bring home a new Malibu?

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
4/4/12 9:22 p.m.

I didn't even talk to him, I was looking for Ralph Gilles

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/4/12 9:54 p.m.
Lesley wrote: I don't give a turbo-charged E36 M3

Love that! (added to repertoire of sassy comments)

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
4/4/12 9:56 p.m.
Mitchell wrote: Once Trump is defeated for good, he will burst into coins like a videogame final boss.

that is by far the strangest thing i've read for a while. thanks for the LOLzers.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
4/4/12 10:09 p.m.

Here's the Donald

And I found Ralph, he drove out in this:

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/5/12 5:39 a.m.
Lesley wrote: In reply to 914Driver: Obviously I fail as a gold-digger....

I knew that.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
4/5/12 6:02 a.m.
914Driver wrote:
Lesley wrote: In reply to 914Driver: Obviously I fail as a gold-digger....
I knew that.

That's why we think Lesley is golden.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UberDork
4/5/12 7:49 a.m.
Otto Maddox wrote: He is annoying and a pretty mediocre businessman.

Mediocre? Understatement of the year:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-stories-about-donald-trump-you-wont-believe-are-true/

And man does that hair look weirder than ever in Lesley's pic. I think it might be some weird mix of synthetic fiber hair and what's left of his own hair (just growing from the temples by the looks of it).

I think he should go back to the thick mega-toupee he had a few years back.

mad_machine
mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
4/5/12 8:11 a.m.

"worlds most expensive comb-over"

Down here in Atlantic City, Trump Marina was bought by Golden Nugget last year. A few million have completely transformed the building from a soviet flat/hospital into something you might actually want to spend time in.

Just because Trump has money doesn't mean he knows how to spend it wisely.

Otto Maddox
Otto Maddox SuperDork
4/5/12 8:43 a.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Otto Maddox wrote: He is annoying and a pretty mediocre businessman.
Mediocre? Understatement of the year: http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-stories-about-donald-trump-you-wont-believe-are-true/ And man does that hair look weirder than ever in Lesley's pic. I think it might be some weird mix of synthetic fiber hair and what's left of his own hair (just growing from the temples by the looks of it). I think he should go back to the thick mega-toupee he had a few years back.

Great read. He is like teflon. No E36 M3 sticks to him. But anything he does that works, he gets all the credit.

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