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aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
10/18/13 11:38 a.m.

Obamacare.....

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Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 11:38 a.m.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
10/18/13 11:48 a.m.

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla UberDork
10/18/13 11:55 a.m.

I heard that Obama wanted Corvettes on street tires to cause more accidents and put insurance companies in debt.

Fletch1
Fletch1 HalfDork
10/18/13 11:58 a.m.

Before the ACA, I was unable to afford health insurance, now I am still unable to afford health insurance AND I have the IRS giving me a fine because I can't afford health insurance.

Josh
Josh SuperDork
10/18/13 11:58 a.m.
slefain wrote: "The website isoHunt will shut down as part of a settlement in a massive piracy suit filed by Hollywood studios, agreeing to pay $110 million for claims that the site induced the pirating of movies and TV shows. If studios would make content available the way consumers want to consume it, then maybe piracy wouldn't be such a big problem."

I'm really torn on this issue, because I get this big ol' justice boner whenever I think about people who aren't me being punished for things that I haven't done, and I really want to do right by my betters and strongly support the interests of huge corporations and billionaires, but I also heard that most of those people who made those movies and tv shows are good for nothing elitist liberals, so they really don't deserve to get their filthy hands on anyone's money in the first place.

How'd I do :D.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
10/18/13 12:01 p.m.

I heard Obamacare is going to make ice cream illegal. Now what will I eat with my pie?

Swank Force One
Swank Force One MegaDork
10/18/13 12:03 p.m.

Republican-provided money goes well with pie.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:23 p.m.

The Jews!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:24 p.m.

The Chinese!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:24 p.m.

Big Brother!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:24 p.m.

Cartels!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:24 p.m.

Ass Cancer!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:25 p.m.

NIMBY!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:25 p.m.

Creation Science!

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
10/18/13 12:25 p.m.

For some reason I read Jimmy Carter in there. I was like.... dafuq does peanuts have to do with anything?

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
10/18/13 12:26 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

That is the funniest E36 M3 I have seen in a long time.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/18/13 12:26 p.m.
Datsun1500 wrote: Sincerely, Mguar

I seriously spewed soda onto my keyboard at that line!

And you should be permabanned for making a personal attack and also your avatar is racially offensive!

Xceler8x
Xceler8x GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/18/13 12:27 p.m.

Ya'll mofo's need more government handouts.

U.S. Welfare spending since THE DAWN OF TIME.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x GRM+ Memberand UltraDork
10/18/13 12:29 p.m.

Old people are sucking up all the money and dicking over the young.

Federal spending on old and young, by the numbers

I'll post more after your head does this.

Javelin
Javelin GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
10/18/13 12:30 p.m.
z31maniac wrote: You forgot to tell everyone to buy a Dodge Ram.

Your mother was a hamster!

Also, P71.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
10/18/13 12:31 p.m.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/18/13 12:32 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

The Trilateral Commission!

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
10/18/13 12:32 p.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

George Soros!

turboswede
turboswede GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
10/18/13 12:33 p.m.

I heard Obama hates Miata's and thinks they are "gay" while Senator Cruz is planning to filibuster any laws against Miatas and put up his own law stating that Corvettes must be driven on street tires at all times.

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