The Flounder Thread

I have a tab at Palace of Wong does that count?

Wally wrote: I have a tab at Palace of Wong does that count?

Wang palace.

http://www.adfmedia.org/files/ExtremismPresentation.pdf

I like making fun of those who are different than me.

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: I like making fun of those who are different than me.

This is the Flounder thread. This goes in the minor confessions thread unless you cite hilarious examples.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: I like making fun of those who are different than me.

This is the Flounder thread. This goes in the minor confessions thread unless you cite hilarious examples.

I offered my employees a grinder for a job well done. They said it was an insult and wanted $500 cash instead. I said no. One of them said it was almost as degrading as being called the n word. Sandwich as hate speech. The race card was thrown to a new low.

I promise to step up my game.

Was it a peanut butter sandwich, because that in a paper bag is the ultimate lunchtime expression of white privilege.

Wally wrote: Was it a peanut butter sandwich, because that in a paper bag is the ultimate lunchtime expression of white privilege.

I, like Ojala, enjoy peanut butter and jelly tortillas. Am I privileged or oppressed?

Fueled by Caffeine wrote: One of them said it was almost as degrading as being called the n word.

In the philly area a grinder is just a toasted hoagie with melted cheese... or something you really hope the stripper does for a buck. It could explain why I always get the black strippers though...

In reply to JoeyM:

Yes

How deep can the hole go?

I can build a 50-state legal three wheeled car in my garage with parts from Harbor Freight!!!

Trans_Maro wrote: I can build a 50-state legal three wheeled car in my garage with parts from Harbor Freight!!!

Naw dude. It doesn't work like that. We've seen your work, and you probably could.

Trans_Maro wrote: I can build a 50-state legal three wheeled car in my garage with parts from Harbor Freight!!!

No you can't. You can't even close the ends of the bars right.

I 'voted up' his locked thread! Hahhaha.

nderwater wrote: How deep can the hole go?

The slope of a vertical line is undefined.

In reply to Trans_Maro: 50 state is probably optimistic. The engine most likely causes cancer in the state of California.

In reply to Wally:

What doesn't cause cancer in Cali? I'm surprised they haven't banned being outside during the day out there.

Clearly, you don't live in California:

Not Required, but it is suggested.

Although, I have to say, I am pretty sure Los Angeles has not had a smog alert in many years (used to be fairly common in late 80's early 90's in the summers)

nderwater wrote: How deep can the hole go?

This graph seems suspect to me. Apparent from the initial debt around 1 trillion at 1980, shouldnt the "debt" area be the same as the "deficit" area?

Deficit is the rate of accumulation of dept (amount of money each year that adds to the debt)

Dept is a running total.

A balanced budget means no added dept, but the current dept will still be there.

Here, this will make you feel better (sort of):

The graph is right, I forgot how to math. I also used the wrong intervals when I pretended to do a rough estimation (1 yr vs the 5 yr interval on the graph) My new, and more important, gripe with the graph is the font. Is that comic sans? Is this a lemonade stand? They didn't even capitalize the title of the chart, let alone any of the proper names or legend.

In reply to fritzsch:

Meh, the govt has to go for profit with signifigant surplusses each year if we ever want to be out of debt.

aircooled wrote: Clearly, you don't live in California: Not Required, but it is suggested. Although, I have to say, I am pretty sure Los Angeles has not had a smog alert in many years (used to be fairly common in late 80's early 90's in the summers)

From what I've seen in movies you get plenty of sun though.