The GRM Board drinking game

Jay, is this your tryout for the editorial job?

Speaking of the editorial job, I read a funny news story, posted by Wally, that said Obama is going to ship that job overseas to Russia because Dr, Hess Hess left Ignorant's gun in the back seat of one of his Camero's (the one with the Tempo swap for better reliability - see link here). Now if someone would just learn me what I could do with a hootus I'd be all set. (My FIL used to have one back in the day, but don't remember what happened to it!)

^Dude.... it's only 10am.

CarKid1989 wrote: hmmmm a GRM drinking game. sounds fun but i feel the Challenge event is the place for this

Challenge drinking is not a game, pal!

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: ^Dude.... it's only 10am.

5 o' clock somewhere...

this is a bad idea, trust me. we're all going to end up in a drunken bidding war on some uber rare, minty clapped out hoonmobile in a hotlanta suburb.

maybe the staff should hire the winner to be mail-boy(gal?).

bluej wrote: this is a bad idea, trust me. we're all going to end up in a drunken bidding war on some uber rare, minty clapped out hoonmobile in a hotlanta suburb.

And that's somehow different from the current state of affairs exactly how?

T.J. wrote: Jay, is this your tryout for the editorial job? Speaking of the editorial job, I read a funny news story, posted by Wally, that said Obama is going to ship that job overseas to Russia because Dr, Hess Hess left Ignorant's gun in the back seat of one of his Camero's (the one with the Tempo swap for better reliability - see link here). Now if someone would just learn me what I could do with a hootus I'd be all set. (My FIL used to have one back in the day, but don't remember what happened to it!)

I'm dead

BoxheadTim wrote:

bluej wrote: this is a bad idea, trust me. we're all going to end up in a drunken bidding war on some uber rare, minty clapped out hoonmobile in a hotlanta suburb.

And that's somehow different from the current state of affairs exactly how?

we'll be too drunk to realize we're outbidding eachother.

You're missing a few:

• If there's a thread about an E36 (the car, mind you) and someone mentions that BMW parts are actually cheap
• If there's a Ridgeline thread that Bobzilla doesn't weigh in on
• If someone doesn't repost the rules of the FFR design contest on every single page
• If a Saab thread doesn't turn into a love/hate free-for-all
• If Javelin isn't at least looking at another car

Have I ever said that I love this forum!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TshFWSsrn8

How about if:

Neon4981, TJ or 4cylndrfury update the "Ignore" Thread, its a sip...

DukeOfUndersteer wrote: How about if: Neon4981, TJ or 4cylndrfury update the "Ignore" Thread, its a sip...

I quit the ignore thread long ago, I hotlink these days.

I found the Atlanta CL bit quite amusing, now off to hotlink some some!

Ok I must be too much of a newbie to understand some of these.

Ignorant flounders a thread and Hess flounders a thread WTF is floundering?

Margie's patio is mentioned as suitable punishment for some transgression
Is her patio that awful?

The term "hootus" is used
Just to clarify that is mysterious lady parts right?

Maffew defends his Biturbo to the peanut gallery
Somebody on here actually owns a Biturbo? Does it run?

The hotlink thread falls to page 2
Never happening.

An American refers to Canada as "America's hat"
...and a Canadian counters by referencing the burning of the white house in 1812
What about Mexico be referred to as "America's diaper"?

Someone defends the Jeep Liberty as a "proper Jeep"
But it is a proper Jeep.

moparman76_69 wrote: Ignorant flounders a thread and Hess flounders a thread WTF is floundering?

Devolving a discussion into political bickering.

Margie's patio is mentioned as suitable punishment for some transgression Is her patio that awful?

That depends on your spatial relationship with it.

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/learn-me-older-prius/33497/page1/

Is it drink the bottle for a "learn me...." thread about? wtf... Prii?

If I haven't come up with a crazy project, bashed a Porsche, or given a worthless opinion in more than a day, I think I get to drink the bottle dry!

I want an LS powered 928, but I'm sure it will suck. LOL!

There should also be drink credits given for:

Any mention of Bob Costas

Any post by CarKid asking about or buying another completely random project car or bike

moparman76_69 wrote: Ok I must be too much of a newbie to understand some of these. The term "hootus" is used Just to clarify that is mysterious man part right?

Fixed. Maybe that should be on the score card, too -- the whole "fixed it for you" meme.

According to Beer Baron's addition of the zombie thread rule- EVERYONE DRINK!