KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
2/3/17 12:02 p.m.

http://tmzworldnews.com/dna-test-proves-retired-postman-has-1300-children/

Umm. How many of his offspring do you think have "had relations" with each other?

Grtechguy
Grtechguy MegaDork
2/3/17 12:03 p.m.

about as many as Genghis Kahns

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
2/3/17 12:14 p.m.
Old Guy Mail Man said: I did a great Johnny Cash impression which played out real good with the ladies
Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/3/17 12:25 p.m.

In reply to RossD:

That's gotta be one hell of an impression.

RossD
RossD UltimaDork
2/3/17 12:26 p.m.

He wore black and the ladies wore nothing at all.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/3/17 12:26 p.m.

Somehow I get the feeling that website isn't the most legit

A certain coworker of mine used to do home electrical repairs, and tells me that back in the '80s, he once scored 4 times in one day...

fasted58
fasted58 UltimaDork
2/3/17 1:04 p.m.

That guy oughta write a book... or at least a 'how to' manual.

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 MegaDork
2/3/17 1:11 p.m.

Serial rapist?

dculberson
dculberson PowerDork
2/3/17 1:15 p.m.

Totally and completely fake.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
2/3/17 1:27 p.m.
JohnRW1621 wrote: Serial rapist?

Cereal rape is no laughing matter.

captdownshift
captdownshift GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
2/3/17 2:15 p.m.

In reply to Huckleberry:

that's not milk

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
2/4/17 9:07 p.m.

Maury Povich must have had a stroke taping that particular episode.

NordicSaab
NordicSaab HalfDork
2/4/17 9:20 p.m.

There is no way this is real... why would 1300 people take a DNA test to prove some random mailman is their father? The logistics alone make this story laughable.

m4ff3w
m4ff3w GRM+ Memberand UberDork
2/5/17 10:36 p.m.

http://www.snopes.com/postman-fathered-1300-children/

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
2/6/17 7:29 a.m.
KyAllroad wrote: Umm. How many of his offspring do you think have "had relations" with each other?

Hey, true story: A guy who used to navigate for me nearly banged his half-sister because his dad was...prolific. Luckily after a quick stop by her mom's house he managed to put the pieces together.

Huckleberry
Huckleberry MegaDork
2/6/17 7:31 a.m.
NordicSaab wrote: There is no way this is real... why would 1300 people take a DNA test to prove some random mailman is their father? The logistics alone make this story laughable.

Plus, it's Tennessee. Almost everyone there has the same DNA anyway.

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 UltraDork
2/6/17 11:59 a.m.
NordicSaab wrote: There is no way this is real... why would 1300 people take a DNA test to prove some random mailman is their father? The logistics alone make this story laughable.

Can't be real. In order to have that number of kids he'd have to get every woman he was with pregnant the first and every time. Heck, just walking by a woman would get her pregnant without even touching her at those numbers.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
2/6/17 1:14 p.m.

So, if it's not 1300, what's the current record?

fanfoy
fanfoy Dork
2/6/17 1:23 p.m.

That's getting one woman pregnant every week of the year for 25 years....unlikely

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
2/6/17 8:33 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: So, if it's not 1300, what's the current record?

Ghengis Khan. Some statistically significant percentage of Asia are directly descended from his loins.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
2/7/17 8:53 a.m.
KyAllroad wrote:
1988RedT2 wrote: So, if it's not 1300, what's the current record?
Ghengis Khan. Some statistically significant percentage of Asia are directly descended from his loins.

Not who, but how many. In case somebody wanted to, you know, go for the record.

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand Dork
2/7/17 9:02 a.m.

In reply to 1988RedT2:

National geographic said: An international group of geneticists studying Y-chromosome data have found that nearly 8 percent of the men living in the region of the former Mongol empire carry y-chromosomes that are nearly identical. That translates to 0.5 percent of the male population in the world, or roughly 16 million descendants living today. Later in the article: Khan's eldest son, Tushi, is reported to have had 40 sons. Documents written during or just after Khan's reign say that after a conquest, looting, pillaging, and rape were the spoils of war for all soldiers, but that Khan got first pick of the beautiful women. His grandson, Kubilai Khan, who established the Yuan Dynasty in China, had 22 legitimate sons, and was reported to have added 30 virgins to his harem each year.

A royal E36 M3load.

wlkelley3
wlkelley3 UltraDork
2/7/17 12:10 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote:
KyAllroad wrote:
1988RedT2 wrote: So, if it's not 1300, what's the current record?
Ghengis Khan. Some statistically significant percentage of Asia are directly descended from his loins.
Not who, but how many. In case somebody wanted to, you know, go for the record.

The child support would be a killer.

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