The things kids say (and do!)

So, I'm wrestling with the three kids this morning on the living room floor (the kids are 5, 8, and 9). I'm on the floor, on my stomach tickling the oldest and I get an immediate, strange, and rude sensation. My five year old took his four fingers, making them as rigid as can be, crams them between my, uh, cheeks, and screams "Wedgie Power!!!"
They won that round, I was powerless.

I am sorry.. my G/F was just wondering why I was cackling

Oh dear!

What the heck have you been teaching the boy?

Chivalry is dead! You're not supposed to do that unless you losing badly.

I don't fight dirty, I fight to win.

I'm going to remember the 'Wedgie Power' move. Might come in handy someday.

I'm thinking he has a future as a proctologist. Maybe my retirement is set after all?

I cant drink my beer if you're making me laugh!!!

Little did you know, I taught him that nasty trick because of the lack of snow we've been having.

Payback's a bitch.

Google "kancho".

Let's hope he doesn't draw a picture of it at school.

I googled it:

http://www.kancho.ca/

I wonder if they know....

so did I....Japan has some strange stuff.

Good thing he didn't "Qaddafi" you instead.

You might have won that round if you farted on his hand.

little hard to fart with four fingers up your ass.. but yes.. I can hear the squeals of disgust from here

Thats not the weggie that I remember.

Whenever I wrestle with my kids (ages 7, 4, 4) I always take caution to try not to expose certain parts of me...

N Sperlo wrote: Thats not the weggie that I remember.

Me either! I'm not sure where he got that from, but it was hilarious. I might have to show him the atomic weggie, followed by a swirlie.....little punk!
I do applaud his efforts to win though.

Not quite as gross but last week my 4 year old son was helping my wife put cloths away. He opened a drawer in my wifes dresser and said "Look, boobs in there.", and proceded to take one of her Bras out of the drawer. My wife said she almost peed her pants laughing so hard.

Ahhh, at 4 he already knows the important things in life.