So... many of you Challenge-goers are familiar with just how bad a driver I am. I'm a tubby a little thing, and after lightening the GTX as much as possible, I went the next logical reduction: Me! So I had a breast reduction. The doc knocked almost two pounds off this driver's weight!
Okay, okay, I'm kidding about WHY I did it. And you guys are probably wondering why the heck I'm posting this in a public forum on a car magazine website.
Two reasons:
1) Next Challenge, when you're staring at my chest (what? you thought you were being subtle??) wondering what's changed, you'll know. You are welcome to compliment me on what a great job the surgeon did. ;) You are NOT welcome to ask for pictures or cop a feel. Yes, they are awesome breasts, but they are MY awesome breasts...go get your own.
2) More importantly, a lot of you have partners, family or friends who may have mentioned this surgery. I love you guys, and I want to help you say the right thing to these (hopefully wonderful) women in your life.
If your partner/family member/friend says they're thinking about a breast reduction, do not brush it off with a "But you look great," or "It would be a crime to reduce them!," or a "I love you just the way you are." Those are all very sweet, but not encouraging. Instead, try something like, "I love you the way you are, honey, but this is a health issue. Let's talk about why you want this and how I can help you get through it." Help them research the risks, and interview surgeons. Don't just brush it off; open a discussion and take it seriously.
You can even tell them, "I know a woman who did it, and she'll be happy to talk to you about it." Then you can PM me, I'll give you my phone number, and seriously, I will gladly talk to your spouse/mother/friend for awhile about my experience if it helps them make a decision. I spoke to several women who had reductions in their mid-fifties, and all of them said, "I wish I had done this 20 years ago!" I realized that if I kept being afraid of it, I would be one of those women, too.
If you know someone who is having this surgery, offer to help out. The first week post-surgery is super tough...as a single woman, I could not have done this without my friends. They brought me food, took time off from work to get me to my surgery and subsequent doctor's appointments, called now and then to see what I needed. I am extremely grateful to have had the help.
For the record, it is in fact the most painful experience I've ever had. Now, I've never given birth, but I have had kidney stones, and this was far worse. I'll leave it up to women who've given birth and had kidney stones to decide where this may fall in the pain scale. :D
Was it worth it? YES. My back and neck are already much happier (I'm about 2 weeks post-op). It is the best thing I've ever done for myself.
Okay, I'll take my girly hormones to my own garage now and let you guys get back to being guys. :D