The Worst Driver Ever

Do you know anyone who could be the worst driver in the world? If they got a crash so bad, that you gotta tell me, tell me.

There was this guy named "stoptheeconobox". He collied with "beaterworld" on the GRM Forum. It was terrible. Stupid questions everywhere... oh the huge manatee.

Gimp wrote: There was this guy named "stoptheeconobox". He collied with "beaterworld" on the GRM Forum. It was terrible. Stupid questions everywhere... oh the huge manatee.

Oh ha, ha. Bad drivers only. Get it, buster?

beaterworld wrote: Do you know anyone who could be the worst driver in the world? If they got a crash so bad, that you gotta tell me, tell me.

One time I had an ice cream cone on my lap when I was driving and then emril birthed a giraffe out his man hole. It was really awesome except I saw emril.. you know... Down there...

How about..

Caribou Barbie love fest.. GO!

beaterworld wrote: Do you know anyone who could be the worst driver in the world? If they got a crash so bad, that you gotta tell me, tell me.

I was eating soup and smoking a cigarette while driving my manual transmission car on the lava flows. I crashed into the mouth of the volcano and was incinerated.

In reply to 93celicaGT2:

Did you singe the title to your Ram?

Carson wrote: In reply to 93celicaGT2: Did you singe the title to your Ram?

I did, in fact. You see, it wasn't the smoking or eating soup while driving a manual car that caused me to crash, it was the fact that i dropped the title to my Ram, and when i bent down to pick it up while driving and eating soup, i singed the title with my cigarette. In a fit of rage, i threw myself at the steering wheel of the car, violently jarring myself out of my path on the lava flow, sideswiping a Toyota Echo, and then catapulted over the mouth of the volcano.

In reply to 93celicaGT2:

Glad you're ok, when you sideswiped that Echo did it shoot off in such a great speed that it overtook a Camaro SS?

Carson wrote: In reply to 93celicaGT2: Glad you're ok, when you sideswiped that Echo did it shoot off in such a great speed that it overtook a Camaro SS?

I believe it may have. I was going a gazillion miles an hour in my 5sfe-powered chariot of win.

Hey, pass that bottle of whiskey this way please.

beaterworld wrote: ...tell me, tell me...

....come on tell me the answer

and you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Go helter skelter

helter skelter

helter skelter

Yeah, hu, hu

I will you won't you want me to make you

I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you

Tell me tell me tell me the answer

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Look out

Helter skelter

helter skelter

helter skelter

Yeah, hu, hu

Look out cause here she comes

When I get to the bottom

I go back to the top of the slide

Where I stop and turn

and I go for a ride

Till I get to the bottom and I see you again

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Well will you won't you want me to make you

I'm coming down fast but don't let me break you

Tell me tell me tell me the answer

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Look out

Helter skelter

helter skelter

helter skelter

Yeah, hu,

Helter Skelter

She's coming down fast

Yes she is

Yes she is

coming down fast

Well, THAT was interesting!!

Listen Buster, you better start to move your feet, to the rockingest, rock steady beat of Madness. ONE STEP BEYOND!

I was lined up against some Ferrari in my Supra. I kindly asked the owner how much his vehicle cost. You'll never believe what he told me.

Drewsifer wrote: I was lined up against some Ferrari in my Supra. I kindly asked the owner how much his vehicle cost. You'll never believe what he told me.

Were you both shocked when the Echo punted by 93celicaGT2 flew by you at such a great rate of speed that it broke the sound barrier?

That depends on whether or not the clown was capable of making a balloon animal in time. While driving a green single cam 7 speed AWD drift DSM.

isin't there a turbo moped with launch control in this story somewhere?

HappyAndy wrote: isin't there a turbo moped with launch control in this story somewhere?

If there isn't, there damn sure should be!