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93EXCivic UltimaDork
5/30/12 9:25 a.m.

In reply to GameboyRMH:

As long as we don't get Tanks or Witches....

N Sperlo UberDork
5/30/12 9:30 a.m.

In reply to 93EXCivic:

I'm Wiccan. Therefore, there witches have already arrived.

GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand UberDork
5/30/12 10:21 a.m.

SPITTER!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402#.T8Uv5ZlYsjw

93EXCivic UltimaDork
5/30/12 10:49 a.m.

PCP is bad m'kay.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

rebelgtp SuperDork
6/27/12 8:00 p.m.

Update!

The medical examiner's report is out and guess what? NO bath salts were found in the guys system. In fact none of the synthetic drugs that they said could be the reason were found in his system. There was also no booze or prescription drugs, though they did find marijuana (no they aren't saying that is what did it). So what made the guy go bat E36 M3 crazy and eat face?

Oh on a side note there has been more craziness being blamed on "bath salts". One incident involved a guy eating the family dog, another that is actually from last year involved a guy wearing women's underwear and found next to a dead goat with porn scattered around

ThePhranc Dork
6/27/12 8:39 p.m.

Bath salts is the new heavy metal or video games, easy scape goat.

Cole_Trickle HalfDork
6/27/12 8:47 p.m.

Only pot eh?

I guess he had a killer case of the munchies.

YEEEAHHHHHHH /csimiami

rebelgtp SuperDork
6/27/12 9:24 p.m.

In reply to Cole_Trickle:

That was bad...Funny...but bad

N Sperlo PowerDork
6/27/12 9:49 p.m.

N Sperlo PowerDork
6/27/12 9:58 p.m.

Here is the two weeks later story and photo. Much less graphic than the immediate aftermath, bt still a little rough for those with a weak stomach.

mad_machine GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
6/28/12 7:54 a.m.

poor guy.... that is no way to have to spend the rest of your life

pinchvalve GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
6/28/12 8:31 a.m.

I am not looking at the photos. Some things you cannot unsee.

N Sperlo PowerDork
6/28/12 9:09 a.m.

In reply to pinchvalve:

Can't blame you. The after photos are much better. They grafted over an eye and the other is covered by gauze. The rest is scabs and no nose.

On the bright side, his family found him after 30 years of thinking he was dead.

"Hey, doesn't that look like uncle Bob's mustache?"

JoeyM SuperDork
6/28/12 11:20 a.m.

turns out there were no "bath salts" involved. The drug found in the perp's body was "only" pot
http://www.theledger.com/article/20120627/NEWS/120629398/1374?Title=Tests-Find-Only-Marijuana-In-Face-Chewer-s-System-&tc=ar

[EDIT: Sorry, rebelgtp, I should have read first. movie announcer voice: "GRM - you hear it hear, first"]