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As a graduate of (THE) Michigan State University, every time Michigan and Ohio State play each other in any sport, I secretly hope the officials find a way to allow them to both lose the same game. 

In reply to Beer Baron :

One can only assume it's because their graduates and students can't spell Ohio, much less Ohio State University.  And everytime I say people are getting dumber, more evidence surfaces on my behalf :).  Thanks OSU!  And thank you most to the special people at the Trademark office that thought this was a great idea!