Saturday I was waiting to pay for my dinner while a boy of about 9-10 was in front of me getting ice cream. He kept asking the girl at the counter for some odd flavor, and she'd give him one of those little spoons to decide he didn't like it. After about his fourth flavor, kiwi mango sorbet, I realized what he was doing. She was wearing a low cut top, and by reaching in to the flavors in the front row he was getting a clear view down her shirt. Unfortunately for him I started giggling like an idiot. Then his mom figured out what he doing, slapped him on the back of the head and dragged him out.
LOL, you sorta cockblocked a 9 y/o. Not like he was gonna get any, but same principle.
How many flavor samples did you ask for after the kid left?
Ahh! Cold ice cream freezers and tight shirts rule!
That kid's got a little Captain in him.
I too, am a fan of the Casaba Melon.
That kid earned a cone with that kind of ingenuity.
Had the same sort of thing happen at a mall near here.
They had escalators with glass sides. I was working there at the time and this guy would just stand near the side of the escalator. He was about at the mid point of the escalator and every once in awhile he'd look up. So, I walked over there when he was gone and....looked up. I laughed a bit and walked away shaking my head. A co-worker said "What are you laughing at?!" I told him about the guy. Then I told him that when I looked up I noticed that if a woman in a skirt was riding the escalator it was at that point that you had a clear view straight into heaven.
Kramer
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4/13/09 1:04 p.m.
Wallly, I wish the kid kicked you in the shin on the way out. He had a good thing going, until you blew it.
So how many peeks did you get before Mrs. Wally flatten your scalp?
We're missing a description of the most important part of this story..... Low cut shirt could either be a good or a bad thing.
Xceler8x wrote:
That kid earned a cone with that kind of ingenuity.
Too bad the kid's mom had him. Dad would have bought him a triple dipper and given him a big old pat on the back.
spitfirebill wrote:
Xceler8x wrote:
That kid earned a cone with that kind of ingenuity.
Too bad the kid's mom had him. Dad would have bought him a triple dipper and given him a big old pat on the back.
i think Dad would have let him keep doing it as well
neon4891 wrote:
spitfirebill wrote:
Xceler8x wrote:
That kid earned a cone with that kind of ingenuity.
Too bad the kid's mom had him. Dad would have bought him a triple dipper and given him a big old pat on the back.
i think Dad would have let him keep doing it as well
Dad would have asked for a nibble as well...
I can't help it. Sometimes I start giggling under my breath like Mutley. The genius of the whole thing was that if you were over about 3 1/2 feet tall you would never know because you can't see in from the top, but every time she reached in he would become fixed on her.
