Things I learned when I was five, but have apparently forgotten

Still around

http://www.kerrs.com/halloween.html

93EXCivic wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm still not sure how the hell we managed that. BUT- being it was late and we were bored and public access wrestling wasn't on for another hour, bets started getting made and before you know it, we had a peeps eating contest.I don't remember exactly how many of them I ate..... I do know I lost, no one vomited, and neither of us has eaten a peep since. Now the case of rectangle school pizza on the other hand.....

Beats either a maple syrup chugging contest or a Louisiana Hot sauce chugging contest. I can honestly say that a maple syrup chugging contest ranks right up there with shooting each other in the dorm room with flaming nerf darts on the list of bad ideas. Then again I don't have scares on my nipples unlike one of the other people involved...

between the peep eating contest, school pizza, syrup chugging and shooting others with flaming nerf darts AND friends thought it was a good idea to buy some cheap blow darts....that explains everything that I have done and actually still do, I see nothing wrong with any of that

Curmudgeon wrote: Chugging Frank's is for wussies. Try this one on for size: Makes the Cinnamon Challenge look like NOTHIN'.

I uh.... yeah. I been down this very road. It only got worse after we started using red vines as straws. Strangest part? I was the sober one that night.

Curmudgeon wrote: Chugging Frank's is for wussies. Try this one on for size: Makes the Cinnamon Challenge look like NOTHIN'.

There's just really nothing funny about that E36 M3. That stuff ruined a perfectly good weekend for me when I was in my prime. Later, I ruined a perfectly good POT of chili by putting a few drops of that in.

Hey, you gotta read the label. They tell you to dip a toothpick in and then shake a max of three drops in whatever you are cooking. Two drops fired up a pot of chili big time for me. But then again I <3 hot stuff.

Zomby Woof wrote: Still around http://www.kerrs.com/halloween.html

Reminds me of Mary Janes. In HS a lot of us used to snicker about that name, make all kinds of jokes about the ingredients.

They are definitely an acquired taste, molasses based. They stick to your teeth.

That's them.

poopshovel wrote: There's just really nothing funny about that E36 M3. That stuff ruined a perfectly good weekend for me when I was in my prime. Later, I ruined a perfectly good POT of chili by putting a few drops of that in.

My taster must be broken. I had no problems using that stuff in place of ketchup.