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Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:16 p.m.

I think if we all walked around like Adam and Eve from the Bible story illustrations we would be a skinnier society.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/8/17 3:20 p.m.

In reply to Flight Service:

Yeah, but the guys wouldn't get anything done because of...distractions.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:21 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: In reply to Flight Service: Yeah, but the guys wouldn't get anything done because of...distractions.

only about 51% of the time...well in a majority of our cases.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:24 p.m.

Why do people who vote for X politician, then get pissed when X politician lies/does opposite what they want, vote for X politician again? Is their memory so short that it makes Tommy Chong's look impressive?

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:25 p.m.

Happy international women's day!

Why are women interested in men? I understand lesbians, but I don't understand straight women. My wife is no help in this category.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:27 p.m.

If money is the root of all evil why do we put In God We Trust on our money?

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:28 p.m.

What kind of evolutionary process decided to make our waste disposal ducts our reproductive method?

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:30 p.m.

If we truly think most people can't/don't pay attention to driving, why do we hate all the electronic nannies so much?

I believe this thought process goes with the politician statement above.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:31 p.m.

Whose idea was it to build roads instead of making vehicles more off road capable?

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:33 p.m.

How long will it take Gearin to admit he just wished he would have got the automatic Mustang? New shifter, rev matching. Hell at this point the PDK is a servo away...

WilD
WilD HalfDork
3/8/17 3:37 p.m.
Flight Service said: What kind of evolutionary process decided to make our waste disposal ducts our reproductive method?

At least we've evolved far enough to have a separate intake and exhaust. Not all organisms are so lucky.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:39 p.m.
WilD wrote:
Flight Service said: What kind of evolutionary process decided to make our waste disposal ducts our reproductive method?
At least we've evolved far enough to have a separate intake and exhaust. Not all organisms are so lucky.

Do I need to remind you of something?

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
3/8/17 3:46 p.m.
Toyman01 wrote: In reply to Flight Service: Yeah, but the guys wouldn't get anything done because of...distractions.

No, because Adam and Eve didn't realize they were nekkid until after the apple fiasco.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/8/17 3:50 p.m.

Why is eating boogers so bad? Isn't swallowing sinus drainage down your throat the same thing?

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/8/17 4:31 p.m.

Why do we call a “W” a Double-U when nearly everyone writes them as a Double-V???

My wife (Degree in English / Lit) didn’t appreciate it when I asking my daughters that question the other day but she’s not a very funny person so whatever, I think it’s a legitimate and thought provoking question.

java230
java230 SuperDork
3/8/17 4:43 p.m.
RX Reven' wrote: Why do we call a “W” a Double-U when nearly everyone writes them as a Double-V??? My wife (Degree in English / Lit) didn’t appreciate it when I asking my daughters that question the other day but she’s not a very funny person so whatever, I think it’s a legitimate and thought provoking question.

While I agree I am going to guess that because when its written in cursive its actually a double U

TenToeTurbo
TenToeTurbo Dork
3/8/17 4:51 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: What kind of evolutionary process decided to make our waste disposal ducts our reproductive method?

Damned if I know. I'm just happy to not have a cloaca.

sesto elemento
sesto elemento SuperDork
3/8/17 5:01 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: I think if we all walked around like Adam and Eve from the Bible story illustrations we would be a skinnier society.

As a great man once said (Woody maybe?) "This is gonna get ugly."

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/8/17 5:13 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: What kind of evolutionary process decided to make our waste disposal ducts our reproductive method?

You think people have it bad? You should see birds...

Flight Service wrote: Whose idea was it to build roads instead of making vehicles more off road capable?

This is a legacy thing...first people trampled grass into trails, then horses widened them, then ancient civilizations started paving the roads with things, and when cars came around, paving the roads better seemed like the easy way out. High-profile tires, 4WD and offroad-capable suspension might as well have been Star Trek technology. I think the only way "the off-road solution" would have a chance in hell is if a new planet were being colonized by libertarians

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
3/8/17 5:19 p.m.

In reply to TenToeTurbo:

Oh lord I haven't heard that word in over 40 years.

KyAllroad
KyAllroad UberDork
3/8/17 6:19 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: I think if we all walked around like Adam and Eve from the Bible story illustrations we would be a skinnier society.

I think nudist colonies would be much more popular if they weren't populated with people 30 years and 30 pounds past their "best by" date/weight.

STM317
STM317 Dork
3/9/17 6:48 a.m.

Everyone is happy when you're a wreckless driver. Less so when you're a reckless driver.

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb Reader
3/9/17 7:13 a.m.
Flight Service wrote: If money is the root of all evil why do we put In God We Trust on our money?

Because that is a common misquote. The LOVE of money is the root of all KINDS of evil.

And I've tried to explain the lesbians make sense to me more then heteros to my wife. She doesn't understand either.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/9/17 7:52 a.m.
spitfirebill wrote:
Toyman01 wrote: In reply to Flight Service: Yeah, but the guys wouldn't get anything done because of...distractions.
No, because Adam and Eve didn't realize they were nekkid until after the apple fiasco.

It wasn't an apple, that is the kiddie translation...

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 PowerDork
3/9/17 7:55 a.m.

Why is it ok with my wife for the cat to piss in the yard, but not me? Were both animals.....

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