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Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 8:25 a.m.

In 7 days I will have been married 12 years.

My wife nor I understand how we got to this point.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 12:05 p.m.

I would like to win the lottery but I don't like losing so I rarely buy a ticket.

I can apply this to 99% of my life's situations.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/13/17 12:43 p.m.

Why do we call these “combination" locks:

Given that they’ll only open if the numbers are entered in a specific sequence, they’re clearly "permutation" locks.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 1:45 p.m.

In reply to RX Reven':

Semantics?

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 1:46 p.m.

Am I the only person who weighs myself before and after I go to the bathroom?

People always say I am full of E36 M3, I have data to show that is only partially true.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/13/17 2:03 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: In reply to RX Reven': Semantics?

We’re talking math…absolute, unambiguous, beautiful math…semantics can find safe refuge in literature, politics, etc. but not here; no way.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 2:18 p.m.

In reply to RX Reven':

I thought the phrase Combination Lock was English not a math equation

bentwrench
bentwrench Dork
3/13/17 2:38 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: In reply to RX Reven': Semantics?

Combination locks are Jewish?

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 3:30 p.m.

In reply to bentwrench:

oi vey

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 3:31 p.m.

You know what grinds my gears? You go to Hawaii for a week and then get stuck there because there is a blizzard hitting where you want to go and you complain about it.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 3:33 p.m.

Guy found dream car. Guy is not old, has no bills, not seeing anyone. Guy wants dream car and can afford it but won't buy it. Guy is about to get smacked by me as I didn't do it when I was in this situation.

Wall-e
Wall-e GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/13/17 4:12 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: In 7 days I will have been married 12 years. My wife nor I understand how we got to this point.

I'm a bit surprised to hear this too. She has my sympathies.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 4:18 p.m.
Wall-e wrote:
Flight Service wrote: In 7 days I will have been married 12 years. My wife nor I understand how we got to this point.
I'm a bit surprised to hear this too. She has my sympathies.

That makes four of us, (You, me, her and my MIL)

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 4:20 p.m.

"Who are we if not the stories we tell ourselves?" Well, I ain't Bruce Wayne and these 4 padded walls aren't a beach on Tahiti so I guess delusional liars?

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/13/17 4:25 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: "Who are we if not the stories we tell ourselves?" Well, I ain't Bruce Wayne and these 4 padded walls aren't a beach on Tahiti so I guess delusional liars?

Bumper sticker hanging in my office:

“Don’t Believe Everything You Think”

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
3/13/17 5:58 p.m.

A combination look will only open when you use a specific combination of numbers. Seems perfectly right to me.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/13/17 6:39 p.m.
Streetwiseguy wrote: A combination look will only open when you use a specific combination of numbers. Seems perfectly right to me.

Nope, by definition, a combination lock would open regardless of the order the numbers were presented in. For example, if 32-08-19 worked, so would 19-08-32, etc.

Since both the numbers and their ordering are required, it’s a permutation lock…dang nabbit.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 8:16 p.m.

In reply to Streetwiseguy:

Stop asking math people to explain English.

That will never end well.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
3/13/17 8:19 p.m.

I think that my wife and I have been together a significant amount of time. I can spot knock off purses at 30 feet. She calls cars by chassis codes now.

Nick (Bo) Comstock
Nick (Bo) Comstock UltimaDork
3/13/17 9:16 p.m.
Flight Service wrote: I think that my wife and I have been together a significant amount of time. I can spot knock off purses at 30 feet. She calls cars by chassis codes now.

We'll be going on 13 years next month. I feel you on the purses, she still classifies cars by color. I'll say look at that old chevy, she'll say the red (late model honda) or the black (57 chevy)

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/13/17 9:19 p.m.
RX Reven' wrote:
Streetwiseguy wrote: A combination look will only open when you use a specific combination of numbers. Seems perfectly right to me.
Nope, by definition, a combination lock would open regardless of the order the numbers were presented in. For example, if 32-08-19 worked, so would 19-08-32, etc. Since both the numbers and their ordering are required, it’s a permutation lock…dang nabbit.

All I know is tomorow is pi day. I would prefer it was pie day but hay what do I know.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/14/17 10:38 a.m.
dean1484 wrote:
RX Reven' wrote:
Streetwiseguy wrote: A combination look will only open when you use a specific combination of numbers. Seems perfectly right to me.
Nope, by definition, a combination lock would open regardless of the order the numbers were presented in. For example, if 32-08-19 worked, so would 19-08-32, etc. Since both the numbers and their ordering are required, it’s a permutation lock…dang nabbit.
All I know is tomorow is pi day. I would prefer it was pie day but hay what do I know.

I used to think pi day was a big deal until my second daughter was born…..on November 23rd….1123…the Fibonacci sequence…Score!!!

dean1484
dean1484 GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/14/17 11:50 a.m.

Well so what about cobbler? Better than pie?

gearheadmb
gearheadmb Dork
3/14/17 11:59 a.m.
RX Reven' wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
RX Reven' wrote:
Streetwiseguy wrote: A combination look will only open when you use a specific combination of numbers. Seems perfectly right to me.
Nope, by definition, a combination lock would open regardless of the order the numbers were presented in. For example, if 32-08-19 worked, so would 19-08-32, etc. Since both the numbers and their ordering are required, it’s a permutation lock…dang nabbit.
All I know is tomorow is pi day. I would prefer it was pie day but hay what do I know.
I used to think pi day was a big deal until my second daughter was born…..on November 23rd….1123…the Fibonacci sequence…Score!!!

I wasn't familiar with this. It seems like kind of a dumb sequence.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/14/17 12:11 p.m.
gearheadmb wrote:
RX Reven' wrote:
dean1484 wrote:
RX Reven' wrote:
Streetwiseguy wrote: A combination look will only open when you use a specific combination of numbers. Seems perfectly right to me.
Nope, by definition, a combination lock would open regardless of the order the numbers were presented in. For example, if 32-08-19 worked, so would 19-08-32, etc. Since both the numbers and their ordering are required, it’s a permutation lock…dang nabbit.
All I know is tomorow is pi day. I would prefer it was pie day but hay what do I know.
I used to think pi day was a big deal until my second daughter was born…..on November 23rd….1123…the Fibonacci sequence…Score!!!
I wasn't familiar with this. It seems like kind of a dumb sequence.

I’ll just leave this here…

Uncanny Examples of the Golden Ratio

And if nature isn’t your bag, great works dating back 1,000’s of years (Pantheon, etc.) have also relied on that dumb sequence to produce some pretty dandy stuff.

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