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N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
1/9/13 6:49 a.m.

Things more popular than congress:

  • Root Canals
  • Head Lice
  • Nickelback
  • Colonoscopies
  • Carnies
  • France
  • Traffic Jams
  • Cockroaches
  • Donald Trump
  • Used-Car Salesmen
  • Brussels Sprouts
  • Genghis Kahn
cwh
cwh PowerDork
1/9/13 7:03 a.m.

Herpies

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
1/9/13 7:14 a.m.

my sister in laws tuna caserole

oldsaw
oldsaw PowerDork
1/9/13 7:17 a.m.

Yeah, riiiight......

As if the average American knows of Genghis Khan.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltraDork
1/9/13 7:45 a.m.
oldsaw wrote: Yeah, riiiight...... As if the average American knows of Genghis Khan.

Or knows how to spell his name!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
1/9/13 7:47 a.m.

In reply to 1988RedT2:

Autocrrect.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury UltimaDork
1/9/13 7:47 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote:
oldsaw wrote: Yeah, riiiight...... As if the average American knows of Genghis Khan.
Or knows how to spell his name!

wait, the bad guy from star trek?

Adrian_Thompson
Adrian_Thompson SuperDork
1/9/13 7:48 a.m.

I like brussel sprouts!

On the other hand yo missed the things less popular than Congress:
Lindsey Lohan
Lobbyists (isn't that the same as Congrees?)
Ebola
North Korea
Meth labs
the Kardashians - I've still no idea who or what they are.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
1/9/13 7:51 a.m.

Makes ya feel kinda bad for Lohan. Wait. Never mind.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/9/13 8:32 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Makes ya feel kinda bad for Lohan. Wait. Never mind.

She is like the $750 E36. Bottom of the depreciation curve, a little trashed out but a ton of fun still left in it. If she showed up on craigslist I's snatch her up in a heartbeat.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
1/9/13 8:34 a.m.

In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:

Blondes automatically lose points with me. So do crazies.

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
1/9/13 8:42 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Blondes automatically lose points with me. So do crazies.

Well don't forget GPS hoards them and puts them in a pit (at least according to that thread in the feedback section).

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/9/13 8:46 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker: Blondes automatically lose points with me. So do crazies.

I'm not sure she is really blond but the crazy part is pretty well vetted.

Sky_Render
Sky_Render HalfDork
1/9/13 8:47 a.m.

LOL @ Nickelback

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
1/9/13 8:51 a.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Blondes automatically lose points with me.

What's wrong with you?

iceracer
iceracer UltraDork
1/9/13 8:56 a.m.

I'd lump it all together and say anything is more popular than congress.

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
1/9/13 9:06 a.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:
1988RedT2 wrote:
oldsaw wrote: Yeah, riiiight...... As if the average American knows of Genghis Khan.
Or knows how to spell his name!
wait, the bad guy from star trek?

All I know is that I like the food at his grill.

yamaha
yamaha SuperDork
1/9/13 9:16 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: Makes ya feel kinda bad for Lohan. Wait. Never mind.
She is like the $750 E36. Bottom of the depreciation curve, a little trashed out but a ton of fun still left in it. If she showed up on craigslist I's snatch her up in a heartbeat.

Pretty much my setiment.....but I mainly go after redheads, so I like the effin nuts side.....keeps things interesting.

At this point, I think getting a lobotomy is higher ranked than congress.

cwh
cwh PowerDork
1/9/13 9:45 a.m.

You know, we did vote for them.

mndsm
mndsm PowerDork
1/9/13 9:45 a.m.
yamaha wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
N Sperlo wrote: Makes ya feel kinda bad for Lohan. Wait. Never mind.
She is like the $750 E36. Bottom of the depreciation curve, a little trashed out but a ton of fun still left in it. If she showed up on craigslist I's snatch her up in a heartbeat.
Pretty much my setiment.....but I mainly go after redheads, so I like the effin nuts side.....keeps things interesting. At this point, I think getting a lobotomy is higher ranked than congress.

Lohan was a redhead before she was a blonde, OH MY was she ever a redhead.

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
1/9/13 9:53 a.m.
cwh wrote: You know, we did vote for them.

No, I voted for the other guys.

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
1/9/13 9:57 a.m.

WAY more popular then Congress:

arhhhghgghhhhhaaaassss (that's a vomit sound)

Ashyukun
Ashyukun GRM+ Memberand Reader
1/9/13 10:33 a.m.

Broccoli*

Also, sadly, riced-out imports

*may be void for some past Presidents

bravenrace
bravenrace PowerDork
1/9/13 10:55 a.m.
RealMiniDriver wrote:
cwh wrote: You know, we did vote for them.
No, I voted for the other guys.

He said "we", not "I"...unfortunately.

Duke
Duke PowerDork
1/9/13 11:38 a.m.

And yet, people still insist that voting third party is throwing your vote away.

^^^ Thinking of getting a tattoo that says this, since I type it so berking much.

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