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Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
7/18/16 9:55 a.m.

I care way to much about the opinions of people I have never met and yet somehow trust implicitly as council with decisions I make.

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
7/18/16 11:00 a.m.

We all live just a little bit too far from every car that is for sale and worth having.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/18/16 11:35 a.m.
DrBoost wrote: We all live just a little bit too far from every car that is for sale and worth having.

We all live just a little bit too far away from Atlanta, but only for its Craigslistyness.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
7/18/16 2:06 p.m.

With the understanding that a Dork is a whale penis, I believe that HalfDork is truly disturbing.

SVreX
SVreX MegaDork
7/18/16 2:07 p.m.

I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde UberDork
7/18/16 2:17 p.m.
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

And any for-sale ad that lists a running Europa is obviously a scam.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/18/16 2:31 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: We all live just a little bit too far from every car that is for sale and worth having.

And that we're all perfectly suited to any job posted, except (reason).

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
7/18/16 2:37 p.m.

Everyone used to live in my area, until they heard I was coming here. So everyone moved to the far side of the state for a laugh, and so they couldn't get roped into working on my bizarre projects for beer.

JThw8
JThw8 UltimaDork
7/18/16 5:25 p.m.
SVreX wrote: With the understanding that a Dork is a whale penis, I believe that HalfDork is truly disturbing.
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

Nor can one finish a whole dork, thus the half dork ;) Wait...I went too far again didn't I? Now THAT'S how you kill a thread.

paranoid_android74
paranoid_android74 SuperDork
7/18/16 5:36 p.m.
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

Wait, believe? I thought this was fact?

I secretly believe the GRM staff are happy I live in Michigan- otherwise I'd likely be stalking Pokemon in their parking lot.

daeman
daeman HalfDork
7/18/16 5:37 p.m.

I believe if I ever make it to the US to buy some junker and try and do a coast to coast road trip that you guys will let me couch surf for little more than beer, help on stalled projects and tales of the land downunder....

Yes, I'm probably dreaming.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
7/18/16 5:40 p.m.
SVreX wrote: With the understanding that a Dork is a whale penis, I believe that HalfDork is truly disturbing.

Rabbi whaleskofsky cut it a little tooooo close.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
7/18/16 5:41 p.m.
daeman wrote: I believe if I ever make it to the US to buy some junker and try and do a coast to coast road trip that you guys will let me couch surf for little more than beer, help on stalled projects and tales of the land downunder.... Yes, I'm probably dreaming.

Guaranteed if you landed in florida you'd be taken care of.

HappyAndy
HappyAndy PowerDork
7/18/16 5:50 p.m.
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

True, but I do believe that some day someone will bring a BiTurbo to the challenge. I'm less confident that the BiTurbo will complete it though.

Knurled
Knurled GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/18/16 5:51 p.m.
daeman wrote: I believe if I ever make it to the US to buy some junker and try and do a coast to coast road trip that you guys will let me couch surf for little more than beer, help on stalled projects and tales of the land downunder.... Yes, I'm probably dreaming.

Nah, that sounds about right actually.

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
7/18/16 6:19 p.m.
HappyAndy wrote:
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.
True, but I do believe that some day someone will bring a BiTurbo to the challenge. I'm less confident that the BiTurbo will complete it though.

How much of it has to remain biturbo? I mean, there was a zamboni.....

daeman
daeman HalfDork
7/18/16 6:35 p.m.

You guys are too cool. Hopefully I get to put this to the test one of these days.

I also believe there are more enablers here than anywhere else on the internet.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo GRM+ Memberand Mod Squad
7/18/16 6:37 p.m.

Enabler.com probably redirects here.

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
7/18/16 7:16 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote:
DrBoost wrote: We all live just a little bit too far from every car that is for sale and worth having.
And that we're all perfectly suited to any job posted, except (reason).

Ahhahaha. That's great. Every time you've posted a job the thread is full of those. I might be guilty of that myself

stroker
stroker SuperDork
7/18/16 7:49 p.m.
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

Speaking of, I don't recall seeing the good Dr. Hess around here of late...?

Nick (picaso) Comstock
Nick (picaso) Comstock UltimaDork
7/18/16 7:59 p.m.

In reply to stroker:

He's around.

wheelsmithy
wheelsmithy GRM+ Memberand Dork
7/18/16 7:59 p.m.
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.

If RoddyMac isn't the man, I'm selling all my projects and tools, and tying flys til I go blind.

RevRico
RevRico GRM+ Memberand HalfDork
7/18/16 8:06 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Enabler.com probably redirects here.

I believe I could donate some money to help make that happen.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
7/18/16 8:18 p.m.
mndsm wrote:
HappyAndy wrote:
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.
True, but I do believe that some day someone will bring a BiTurbo to the challenge. I'm less confident that the BiTurbo will complete it though.
How much of it has to remain biturbo? I mean, there was a zamboni.....

Hmmmm.... I wonder if I can make a BiTurbo engine fit in the back of a Europa?

mndsm
mndsm MegaDork
7/18/16 8:45 p.m.
Woody wrote:
mndsm wrote:
HappyAndy wrote:
SVreX wrote: I believe no one has ever, nor will ever finish a Lotus Europa.
True, but I do believe that some day someone will bring a BiTurbo to the challenge. I'm less confident that the BiTurbo will complete it though.
How much of it has to remain biturbo? I mean, there was a zamboni.....
Hmmmm.... I wonder if I can make a BiTurbo engine fit in the back of a Europa?

Anything fits with the judicious application of a hot wrench.

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