Anti-stance
Anti-stance UltraDork
3/22/13 8:30 p.m.
Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic Dork
3/22/13 10:26 p.m.

Wow, not even Florida.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
3/22/13 10:36 p.m.

Now if I was that twelve year old........nevermind.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
3/22/13 10:47 p.m.

I was never that lucky.

JoeyM
JoeyM GRM+ Memberand UltimaDork
3/22/13 11:28 p.m.

bet she never does time. A man would go to jail for that crap. She'll get a lawyer who will tell the press that she's emotionally fragile, and that she's just entered therapy.

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
3/22/13 11:34 p.m.

Damn, at twelve I was still a science nerd. But yea, I'd play milf n cookies w/ her.

novaderrik
novaderrik UberDork
3/23/13 5:34 a.m.

umm.. why would the kid tell his mom about this?

must be like the boy in this classic cartoon:

http://youtu.be/W0D6DZuTPsA?t=2m23s

Maroon92
Maroon92 MegaDork
3/23/13 7:31 a.m.

8 years in prison? I'm no advocate for child molestation, but isn't that a bit excessive in this instance? There doesn't seem to have been any malicious intent, and I didn't see any indication that there was physical contact of any kind.

Our legal system is a bit berkeleyed.

It seems like (and this might be over symplifying things...) that if I were playing a drunken game of water balloon fight with a friend and I mistakenly threw a water balloon at an unintended stranger, I would be charged with Assault and Battery within 10 seconds.

Grizz
Grizz SuperDork
3/23/13 7:41 a.m.

In reply to Maroon92:

Did you miss the part where they mentioned her fondling his junk?

Besides which, if the roles were reversed and it was a 42 year old guy doing that to a 12 year old girl you'd probably be saying 8 years isn't enough.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
3/23/13 7:42 a.m.

Hmmm. Let's see...

'42 y/o woman fondles 12 y/o boy at party, offers to perform oral sex.' She's looking at 8 years in prison, probably out in 2 or so on good behavior.

'42 y/o man fondles 12 year old girl at party, offers to perform oral sex.' He might as well plan on dying behind bars.

I don't advocate child molestation either. There does need to be parity in punishment.

Maroon92
Maroon92 MegaDork
3/23/13 7:55 a.m.
Grizz wrote: In reply to Maroon92: Did you miss the part where they mentioned her fondling his junk? Besides which, if the roles were reversed and it was a 42 year old guy doing that to a 12 year old girl you'd probably be saying 8 years isn't enough.

Evidently I did miss that part... My apologies.

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand PowerDork
3/23/13 8:22 a.m.

I'd be asking the parents why their 12yo was at a party with a bunch of drunk 40yo people. I try to keep my preteens out of that situation to start with. Drunks, as a rule, don't have a whole lot of inhibitions.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
3/23/13 1:03 p.m.

Sounds like her husband needed to lay some more pipe.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
3/23/13 1:15 p.m.

8yrs in prison for a thru-the-pants junk grab and being generally crass to a 12yr old boy?

I'm not sayin' a little talkin' to about line crossing when on your second bottle of red isn't warranted but... damn. I just read in the paper this AM that a guy who stabbed two people in a bar fight he started over heroin possession or lack thereof faces up to 3ys in prison.

The lesson here is don't try to berkeley them, try to kill them.

Woody
Woody GRM+ Memberand MegaDork
3/23/13 2:01 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: 8yrs in prison for a thru-the-pants junk grab and being generally crass to a 12yr old boy? I'm not sayin' a little talkin' to about line crossing when on your second bottle of red isn't warranted but... damn. I just read in the paper this AM that a guy who stabbed two people in a bar fight he started over heroin possession or lack thereof faces up to 3ys in prison. The lesson here is don't try to berkeley them, try to kill them.

She'd probably like to kill him now.

sachilles
sachilles SuperDork
3/23/13 2:41 p.m.

While our legal system is messed up, this women is whacked as well. She thought it was some other man......who exactly was this married woman after if not the child? She's got issues. 8 years is about right. 3 years for bar fight stabbing is a little light.

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