THIS JUST IN:

Michael Jackson is still dead.

It's kinda hard to ignore.

In his gallant effort to remain dead

for which we are all

morbidly intrigued by

the death of a salesman

who's dying wish is that another of these threads does not start

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!"[

And Billy Mays said.....

Ouch!

We do what we can to save the children.

But only Chuck Norris can save us from ourselves.

but there is still ice cream.

and bacon.

And now bacnoaise

Shouldn't somebody start an

"Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar..."

thread?

Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar, the "Generalissimo Francisco Franco's Hog Heaven Saloon and knitting supply store", and order 3 bacon sandwiches with baconaise, with ice cream for desert. Chuck Norris realizes how unhealthy these orders are, and attempts to save them from themselves. Thats when Billy....who's beard is a direct competitor to Chucks ...told chuck he...

...better stay away from Michael, he's been known to spontaneously combust. Ed McMahon rand out "HEEEEEEEERRE's ______ .

....."David Carridine!!!" who just happen to "swing" by.....

mel_horn wrote: Shouldn't somebody start an "Ed McMahon, Billy Mays, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar..." thread?

No.

zoomx2 wrote: ....."David Carridine!!!" who just happen to "swing" by.....

ahh young grasshopper i see your cholesteral level is going thru the roof .

...if you will just check your Yellow Book, you will find that...

there are way to many pages full of lawyers and not enough........

cowbell!! while looking over at.....

the porch and wondering what happens if they make the wrong woman............