John Brown
John Brown GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/24/10 8:43 a.m.

NYC Heist

Maybe they got tired of wearing black. At least three Ninja-esque crooks swept into a Midtown boutique early Tuesday and jacked about $100,000 worth of designer items from Italian fashion icon Emilio Pucci, police sources told The New York Post. Clad completely in black, the thieves lifted purses, belts, dresses, T-shirts, sunglasses and other accessories, shoved them in a bag and ran off, a spokesperson for the store told the Post. Security video apparently caught the whole heist on tape. The nimble ninjas eluded cops, escaping with their stolen wares by the time police responded to the alarm triggered by the break-in. They still haven't been found. The crooks left most of the goods in the store, but still made off with loot worth up to $40,000 wholesale and $100,000 retail, police sources told the Post.

Awesome.

maroon92
maroon92 SuperDork
3/24/10 9:29 a.m.

Real Ninjas would not have been caught on video...

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
3/24/10 9:31 a.m.

Word.

petegossett
petegossett GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/24/10 11:07 a.m.

$40k wholesale/$100k retail??!?!? Sounds more like a Robin Hood story to me...

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky New Reader
3/24/10 1:02 p.m.

They still haven't been found.

Duh! They're berkleying Ninjas, of course they haven't been found. Until they start accesorizing thier Ninja costumes with all the loot they stole.

"Will this Gucci bag hold at least 50 throwing stars?"

"Hey look, this gold necklace can also be used to repel down a skylight..."

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
3/24/10 1:18 p.m.

Oops

Toyman01
Toyman01 GRM+ Memberand Dork
3/24/10 3:05 p.m.
petegossett wrote: $40k wholesale/$100k retail??!?!? Sounds more like a Robin Hood story to me...

They need to check their business model. Most boutiques get 400-800% mark up. They shouldn't be paying more than about 15k for that stuff.

modernbeat
modernbeat HalfDork
3/24/10 4:54 p.m.

Where's Ragnar Kanneskjold when you need him...

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair GRM+ Memberand SuperDork
3/24/10 6:21 p.m.
maroon92 wrote: Real Ninjas would not have been caught on video...

i LOL'd

digdug18
digdug18 Reader
3/24/10 9:43 p.m.

I was hoping you were talking about the adult film pirates 4

GI_Drewsifer
GI_Drewsifer Reader
3/24/10 11:16 p.m.
digdug18 wrote: I was hoping you were talking about the adult film pirates 4

Are you saying they made a Pirated 3 and 4 already?! How did I miss this??

oldsaw
oldsaw Dork
3/24/10 11:50 p.m.
maroon92 wrote: Real Ninjas would not have been caught on video...

Meh. Pirates would have destroyed the cameras before plundering. A few barrels of black powder and some well-placed cannon rounds - voila!

Yeah, the booty would be a bit singed and dirty, but what the heck do you expect a pirate to be wearing? The wenches will play dress-up, serve ale (used as a detergent, deodorant, visual aid, and inspiration because Pucci designs need all the help they can get) and everyone has fun.

Ninjas don't drink ale - they lose.....

Appleseed
Appleseed Dork
3/25/10 2:05 a.m.

Haven't you been paying attention? Pirates traded in their black powder for AK-47s. Lame.

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