TLAP day

One of the email spam lists I'm somehow on is for Long John Silver's, who just notified me that Saturday is Talk Like a Pirate Day. According to their website, I get free fish if I show up dressed like a pirate and throw a couple of "avast"s in when I order. Naturally, I'm not going to do this because it's undignified, I can buy my own damn lunch, and LJS's processed crap doesn't even count as actual food...

Who the berkeley am I kidding? Of course I'm going to do it. It's free deep-fried delicious fast fish parallelograms. Only thing I'd stoop to quicker would be time-traveling back to humiliate myself for Arthur Treacher's. Don't judge.

Margie

Also in the fried pirate food mix is Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Walk in, say arrgh! or other such nautical utterances, and receive one ring of delicious death. Head to toe pirate costume gets the offender sentenced to a dozen such death rings..

TLAP is one of the high holy days according to our creator the FSM (may you all be touched my his noodly appendage)

KyAllroad wrote: TLAP is one of the high holy days according to our creator the FSM (may you all be touched my his noodly appendage)

So sayeth the Pastafarians, Ramen.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: I get free fish if I show up dressed like a pirate and throw a couple of "avast"s in when I order. Naturally, I'm not going to do this because it's undignified, I can buy my own damn lunch, and LJS's processed crap doesn't even count as actual food...

My niece and niece-in-law have cow suits and will camp overnight at any Chik-Fil-A opening within a hundred mile radius, just to get free chow and shwag from them.

You can't loose your dignity if they don't know your name, or address, or phone number, or...Y'aaaarr!

I have no dignity to lose. Sadly I don't like fish and have no Krispy Kreme near by.

So... Harley guys are just eating free at LJS today?

Marjorie must post a selfie in pirate garb - preferably with face slathered in hush puppy grease.