Toast...

Frack the toasters!

92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I feel like i am judged for my toaster every day. Why should it matter? I still eat toast in the same manner that you do.

I thought you called that a "hootus".

I have oft been persecuted for my love of the pumpernickel toast.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I have oft been persecuted for my love of the pumpernickel toast.

It's because you smell of Devil's farts.

Is anyone as confused as I am as to what the hell is going on in this thread???

I'm just along for the ride

these are always the best toasters

poopshovel wrote:

Ren and Stimpy FTW.

I want a GRM toaster that makes Miata shaped toast.

seems there are many toasters that will accept a thick offering... think bagel, or texas toast, or english muffin... but where oh where can I find one that will take long slices of bread ... pumpernickel or rye....

In reply to wbjones:

I hear the secret there is to cut the "long" bread in half

GRM toaster

imirk wrote: In reply to wbjones: I hear the secret there is to cut the "long" bread in half

Or get a 4 slice toaster that has two long slits rather than 4 regular ones.

In reply to JohnGalt:

the butter on top with what looks like drip holes sells it for me.

Strizzo wrote:

imirk wrote: In reply to wbjones: I hear the secret there is to cut the "long" bread in half

Or get a 4 slice toaster that has two long slits rather than 4 regular ones.

Whoa whoa WHOA!!!! Time out!!!

THESE EXIST?!?!?

imirk wrote: In reply to wbjones: I hear the secret there is to cut the "long" bread in half

I've been doing that for yrs... sux....

Strizzo wrote: Or get a 4 slice toaster that has two long slits rather than 4 regular ones.

wish there was such a thing......

Long Slot Toasters:
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-US&rlz=1I7GGLL_en&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=long+slot+toaster&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=

Holy E36 M3 I didn't even realize I wanted one of those.

Chrome toasters rule, if you own a plastic toaster you are a loser. If you want to date my daughter your toaster had better be chrome ,and you better know what the clean out door on the bottom is for. Foreign made stainless steel poseurs need not apply.

poopshovel wrote: Toasters are not a generational thing, some in every generation get them. And the issue I'm trying to point out is that Toasters limit you in so many ways you might not be aware of. People judge! They always have and they always will. One day you'll be on the wrong side of that judgemental line due to your Toaster. You don't know where and you don't know when. You don't even know if it will be a time that really matters to you, but it's going to happen. My personal experience with Toasters from H.S. all the way up to present day is that people with Toasters aren't someone I'd like my daughter to marry. Even after getting to know people with Toasters I have found all of them to be lacking something. I do have friends who have Toasters, and that day to day exposure to them just reinforces my impressions. That's MY personal experience. Yours may be different. I can only go by what I see and experience. It's a truism that you can't please everyone all the time, but you also shouldn't artificially limit yourself. We all have choices to make in life, make the best choices you can.

You sir, just made my day.

On topic, we pitched our toaster for a toaster oven and haven't looked back.

Why limit yourself to toast?

TOASTY!!!

/cannot wait for the new Mortal Kombat to arrive!

And from the Hotlink thread: