Todays winning bumpersticker

"My kid berkleyed your honor students math teacher"

"WARNING: This Vehicle Stops at ALL Stop Signs"

I want one that says, "WARNING: This Vehicle Stops For All Animals"

My favorite was on a race car trailer at Sebring in the early 90's...

When momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.  When poppa ain't happy, ain't nobody cares.

The brilliance almost went unnoticed. How often do you look twice at the coexist sticker?

I always thought - why would you want this on your car?

I saw one this week that said "only gay cops pull me over". I laughed way to hard

In reply to Trent :

I wonder if there's a connection...

I had this one on my binder of course maps years ago:

SkinnyG said:

I had this one on my binder of course maps years ago:

Might get one shot at in most of the places I've lived...

Gary said:

I have one of these. I chose not to use it, doesn't mean that I don't think it's funny.

About as quintessential as it gets:

Not quite a bumper sticker but I did have a good chuckle the first time I saw one of these from a car mirror.  

My brother's wife is an avid runner and has the 26.2 and 13.1 oval stickers in the back window of her car.  My brother, not so much.  He has this one.  A friend's daughter who is in a wheelchair who has a wicked sense of humor saw it and added the 0.0 sticker to the back of her chair.  

Scott_H said:

My brother's wife is an avid runner and has the 26.2 and 13.1 oval stickers in the back window of her car.  My brother, not so much.  He has this one.  A friend's daughter who is in a wheelchair who has a wicked sense of humor saw it and added the 0.0 sticker to the back of her chair.  

 

There's a related one here....

In reply to Appleseed :

My first car came with a Wall Drug bumper sticker already applied.