Too early for Christmas stuff?

If you have any idea what SWMBO needs/wants please shoot me a PM.

You buying? 

Early????? you should had this rascal up on Labor day......and her gift by this past july 4th........shame on you! 

From the title, I thought he was going to ask about decorating for Christmas.

During pillow talk she always mentions a Mediterranean vacation. 

  OY!  This was a mistake.

In reply to 914Driver :

Yes it was.  I just wanted to point I used great restraint, which is unusual for me.  

Come on, you walked in to that one.  Sorry if my crude humor was offensive

NEALSMO said:

During pillow talk she always mentions a Mediterranean vacation. 

Mine keeps talking about spending an insurance check.

Mine usually does this:

Vacuum, preferably dual-bag:

Wally said:

NEALSMO said:

During pillow talk she always mentions a Mediterranean vacation. 

Mine keeps talking about spending an insurance check.

Your life insurance check?

914Driver said:

If you have any idea what SWMBO needs/wants...

In reply to spitfirebill :

My insurance.  She was pouring over some paperwork from my promotion and for a small fee I can be worth 6x my annual salary, 8x if my death is accompanied by dismembered on company time. If she wins I hope there’s an amusing security video to go with it for one last laugh.

Wally said:

In reply to spitfirebill :

My insurance.  She was pouring over some paperwork from my promotion and for a small fee I can be worth 6x my annual salary, 8x if my death is accompanied by dismembered on company time. If she wins I hope there’s an amusing security video to go with it for one last laugh.

I know the feeling.  Right out of college I was worth a lot of money if I died traveling on company time.  One time I almost got broadsided by two logging trucks racing through downtown Florence, SC.  I would have made my wife a wealthy widow.