some good ones... heck I don't even know how to write 1/2 the letters in cursive anymore :)
Good stuff, except for twelve...that just makes us look old and crumudgenly.
Joey
I just want to point out that only a 5 year old would ask the question in #18...everyone older than that knows you cannot run over a ninja.
Kramer
HalfDork
1/5/10 5:56 p.m.
After my brother died, we fired up his computer. We had no idea he had such a fetish for Jennifer Anniston, nor how many photoshopped naked pictures of her existed. Apparently lots.
I too have longed for a day when the various map/direction websites will provide a "I know how to get to the highway from my house" button.
joey48442 said:
Good stuff, except for twelve...that just makes us look old and crumudgenly.
I am only 22 and I am stopping my collection at DVD...berkeley BluRay...
60 and I don't own a single DVD... don't expect to... though I could change 
wbjones said:
60 and I don't own a single DVD... don't expect to... though I could change
You are also the wierdo that has not watched a movie in more than 20 years!
EricM
Dork
1/5/10 8:43 p.m.
Bad decisions make good stories. that is a motto to live by.
Kramer wrote:
After my brother died, we fired up his computer. We had no idea he had such a fetish for Jennifer Anniston, nor how many photoshopped naked pictures of her existed. Apparently lots.
My best friend has been reminded of his duty re: #1.
However it's not Ms Anniston...
Stuc
HalfDork
1/5/10 9:09 p.m.
mel_horn wrote:
(From another forum)
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when You realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. My 5-year old son asked me in the car the other day "What would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with BUD LIGHT than Kay.
I just had a lot of responses to this so I had to write!
1) Hey! I've been on a clean streak since I installed Windows 7... don't look at my phone though
2) Well, it's definitely a rough moment.
3) Naw, sleeping is nice, but where does it get you...
4) It could help. It might already exist?
5) There is a way! But I don't remember. My ex showed my dad once. :\
6) You all learned cursive so I would because I have beautiful handwriting and I'd be writing in cursive now if I wasn't typing! :]
7) Yep.
8) Yea.....
9) I feel like that sometimes but sometimes I don't? Have some coffee or something.
10) Not always worth it but certainly almost always true.
11) Yea... usually when you get there first thing in the morning.
12) Agreed!
13) Only slightly???!
14) Something like that.
15) Quite aggravating.
16) Me too.
17) One or two.
18) The same thing I would do if I ran anyone else over? Call the cops? I'm entirely sure it would be their fault though. Especially if it was a ninja... probably trying to do crazy flips and rolls in front of cars.
19) Definitely! It might have one though..
20) Yea... but it didn't need thinking of any sort for me to find that commercial annoying as hell.
But if you did actually hit a ninja, would you know? < the sounds of minds being blown >
I can't afford $25 or $35 movies. The only reason I've got such a collection of DVDs is because I can find them for $6-7. Maybe when BluRay is on its way out and they're cheap stuff, I'll get some. But really, am I really going to find Victory By Design, or Battle of Britain, or the original Gone in Sixty Seconds on BluRay anytime soon, or at all? And anyway, I just ordered the first 6 volumes of the Three Stooges box sets, courtesy of my soon-to-be inlaws.
